Wonderful Ways to Say No is a silly song from the 1990 TV special Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue and it was written by Howard Ashman and Alan Menken. Various cartoon characters such as Huey, Dewey, and Louie sing this song to show Michael how to say no.
Smoke: Well, you look like three fine lads. You know, I might have something here you'd like to try. Something to make you feel real good.
Huey: (singing) There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no
Dewey: No thanks!
Huey: No way!
Baby Kermit: Better learn a few and take 'em wherever you go
Dewey: No dice!
Louie: No sir!
Kermit: If your pal says, "Let's get high"
Garfield: Here's a practical reply
Tigger: Go ahead, let it fly, spit right in his eye and say
Chipmunks: There's a million international ways to say no
Smurf: Those drugs are so boring.
Chipmunks: All around the world the smart guys are giving up dough
Kermit: I've been training for football.
Baby Gonzo: In Berlin, they just say "nein"
ALF: And they tell me that works fine
All: Cause the bottom line's to show your spine and say no
Garfield: Now you could say beat it, get lost, get out of my face with that stuff
ALF: But that could be tactless. You may prefer cool, like this:
Kermit: I'll catch you guys later, okay?
Michelangelo: I've got too much homework. It's rough.
Gonzo: I'm late for my baseball game and I'll miss my ride
Tigger: My kid sister needs me
ALF: Her hamster died
Piggy: Gotta hurry home
Winnie The Pooh: There's no time to kill
Tigger: So I'll catch you later
All: Like heck I will!
Chipmunks: There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no
Pooh: Ah-choo! Guess I'm allergic.
Garfield: And a good excuse is something you never outgrow
Piggy: It's bad for my complexion.
Kermit: When your pals say, "Let's get wrecked!"
Dewey: Muster up your self-respect
Michaelangelo: Go on, push eject, protect yourself.
All: Get up and go!
Tigger: Be the first one on your block to say,
ALF: "Eh, forget it, doc".
Chipmunks: 'Cause you just pulled out those wonderful ways to say no.
Piggy: But you forgot one! Wait!
All: There's a million zillion wonderful ways to say no.
Piggy: Stand back, I'll demonstrate!
All: There's a million jillion wonderful ways to say