Wilbur Singing to "Black Slacks"
"Hey! Who killed the music?!"
"Get it a "fair fair"? It's a play on-- never mind. I've got tons of exotic destinations!"
"Custom-designed for a romantic weekend getaway!" (chuckles)
"How 'bout a nice Mango Maui Cooler? Very, very nice! Very tasty!"
"Coconut Guava Nectar? It's carbonated. I've got little umbrellas for each one of 'em. The little coconut thing."
"When can I pencil you in? After spring thaw? Y'know, mid-June would be very nice."
Wilbur spit takes when Bianca insists their flight must be scheduled tonight.
"Have ya looked outside? It's suicide out there!"
"Oh, no. Oooh, no! I'm afraid your jolly little holiday'll have to wait. What a bunch of jokers."
Wilbur saluting, "Albatross Airlines, at your service"
Wilbur preparing for take off with Bianca and Bernard
Tie your kangaroos down, sports fans."
Here we come! Yeah, let's go for it!"
"Whoa! I didn't adjust for the wind!"
"Ooh! Must've been sleepin' on a bolt!"
"Throw another shrimp on the barbie, girls, 'CAUSE HERE I COME!"
"Now don't try and tell me the runway's too short!"
"Hold this for me, will ya, pal?" (TWANG!)
"Your captain thanks you for flying Albatross Airlines."
Wilbur's backbone gets cracked
"Relax? I have never been more relaxed in my life! If I were anymore relaxed, I'D BE DEAD!"
"Are you guys crazy?! You can't do that to me! I'M AN AMERICAN CITIZEN, BUDDY!"
"Oh... I feel like I got my head in a vice."
Wilbur sees that his head really is in a vice.
"You'll never take me alive!"
"Hey, it works! I'm cured!"
"Don't worry, I'm coming, you little mice! This is the finest flight on two webbed feet! Boy, I gotta go on a diet when I get home."
"Don't ever do that to me again!"
"Oh, no! Wait a minute! I know what you're thinking! And you're wrong! Don't even--no!"
"Don't look at me like that! You're getting "no" from me!"
"No! I will not ever sit on those eggs!"
"Aw, nuts! Gotta learn to be more assertive! "No" is "no" is "no"!
"Hey, quit movin' in there!"