Wilbur singing "Black Slacks"
"Hey! Who killed the music?!"
"May I just say, 'anshante, seniorita', to you, may I?"
"Get it? A "fair fare"? It's a play on... Never mind."
"I've got tones of exotic destinations! Far away places! Custom-designed for..."
"...a romantic weekend getaway!"
"How 'bout a nice Mango Maui Cooler? Very, very nice! Very tasty!"
"Coconut Guava Nectar? It's carbonated. I've got little umbrellas for each one of 'em. The little coconut thing."
"Australia? The Land Down Under? That's a fabulous idea!"
"When can I pencil you in? After spring thaw? Y'know mid-June'd be very nice."
Wilbur spit-takes when Bianca insists their flight must be tonight.
"Have ya looked outside? It's suicide out there!"
"Albatross Airlines, at your service"
Wilbur preparing for take off with Bianca and Bernard
"Tie your kangaroos down, sports fans."
"Hey! I didn't adjust for the wind!"
"Ugh! Must've been sleeping on a bolt!"
"Throw another shrimp on the Barbie, girls..."
"Now don't try and tell me the runaway's too short!"
"Your captain thanks you for flying Albatross Airlines."
Wilbur's backbone gets cracked
"You can't do that to me! I'M AN AMERICAN CITIZEN, BUDDY!"
"I feel like I got my head in a vise."
Wilbur looks up to see his head really is in a vise.
"You'll never take me alive!"
"Hey, it works! I'm cured!"
"Don't worry, I'm coming, you little mice!"
"This is the finest fleet on two webbed feet!"
"Is it something I said?"
Wilbur startled by Bernard, causing the former to fall off the cliff.
"Don't ever do that to me again!"
"Miss Bianca's in trouble?!? Woah! Geez! That's terrible! We gotta do something!"
"I know what your'e thinking!"
"No! I will not ever sit on those eggs!"
"Hey, quit moving in there!"