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"We Don't Need No Stinkin' Badges" is the seventeenth episode of Season Two of the sitcom Jessie. It aired on June 7, 2013.

Synopsis

Jessie wants to prove that she is a great girl scout leader by helping Zuri earn her badges. Emma is also in the troop, but the leader finds out Emma's badges are fake and she really bought the badges online. Jessie makes Emma help Zuri earn her badges. Meanwhile, Luke convinces Ravi that lying is a super power. Ravi lied to Bertram about who was responsible for putting a cricket in his lobster bisque and continues to lie to him, which puts Bertram into more trouble. Ravi tells Bertram that his arch-nemesis, Nigel Pettigrew, put the cricket in his lobster bisque. Bertram and Nigel have a "fight" and Nigel wins. Jessie, Emma, and Zuri get ready to sleep when Coach Penny gets attacked by an ostrich. Zuri saves her, which then allows her to get a badge. The ostrich attacks Bertram when he finds the orange that Zuri threw.


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Jessie (TV show)
Characters
Main: Jessie PrescottEmma RossLuke RossRavi RossZuri RossBertram Winkle

Recurring: Christina RossMorgan RossMrs. KiplingTony ChiccoliniRhoda ChesterfieldStuart WootenRosieConnie Thompson
Others: Col. PrescottJasmine EpsteinDale DavenportBrett SummersVincent LiottaCaleb ShannonDarla ShannonGale Gustavo

Episodes
Season One: "New York, New Nanny" • "The Talented Mr. Kipling" • "Used Karma" • "Zombie Tea Party 5" • "One Day Wonders" • "Zuri's New Old Friend" • "Creepy Connie Comes a Callin'" • "Christmas Story" • "Star Wars" • "Are You Cooler than a 5th Grader?" • "Take the A-Train... I Think?" • "Romancing the Crone" • "The Princess and the Pea Brain" • "World Wide Web of Lies" • "The Kid Whisperer" • "Glue Dunnit: A Sticky Situation" • "Badfellas" • "Beauty and the Beasts" • "Evil Times Two" • "Tempest in a Teacup" • "A Doll's Outhouse" • "We Are So Grounded" • "Creepy Connie's Curtain Call" • "Cattle Calls & Scary Walls" • "Gotcha Day" • "The Secret Life of Mr. Kipling"

Season Two: "The Whining" • "Green-Eyed Monsters" • "Make New Friends, but Hide the Old" • "101 Lizards" • "Trashin' Fashion" • "Nanny in Miami" • "The Trouble with Tessie" • "Say Yes to the Messy Dress" • "Teacher's Pest" • "Jessie's Big Break" • "Pain in the Rear Window" • "Toy Con" • "To Be Me or Not to Be Me" • "Why Do Foils Fall in Love?" • "Kids Don't Wanna Be Shunned" • "All the Knight Moves" • "We Don't Need No Stinkin' Badges" • "Somebunny's in Trouble" • "Punch Dumped Love" • "Quitting Cold Koala" • "Panic Attack Room" • "Throw Momma from the Terrace" • "The Jessie-nator: Grudgement Day" • "Diary of a Mad Newswoman" • "Break-Up and Shape-Up" • "G.I. Jessie"
Season Three: "Ghost Bummers" • "Caught Purple Handed" • "Understudied and Overdone" • "The Blind Date, the Cheapskate, and the Primate" • "Lizard Scales and Wrestling Tales" • "The Rosses Get Real" • "Good Luck Jessie: NYC Christmas" • "Krumping and Crushing" • "Hoedown Showdown" • "Snack Attack" • "Creepy Connie 3: The Creepening" • "Acting with the Frenemy" • "From the White House to Our House" • "Help Not Wanted" • "Where's Zuri?" • "Morning Rush" • "Lights, Camera, Distraction!" • "Spaced Out" • "The Telltale Duck" • "Coffee Talk" • "Between the Swoon and New York City" • "No Money, Mo' Problems" • "The Runaway Bride of Frankenstein" • "There Goes the Bride" • "Ride to Riches" • "Jessie's Aloha Holidays with Parker & Joey"
Season Four: "But Africa is So... Fari!" • "A Close Shave" • "Four Broke Kids" • "Moby and SCOBY" • "Karate Kid-tastrophe" • "Basket Case" • "Capture the Nag" • "What a Steal" • "Driving Miss Crazy" • "Bye Bye Bertie" • "Rossed at Sea" • "Dance, Dance Resolution" • "Someone Has Tou-pay" • "Identity Thieves" • "Katch Kipling" • "The Ghostest with the Mostest" • "The Fear in Our Stars" • "Jessie Goes to Hollywood"