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WESAYSO is the omnipresent, seemingly omnipotent, corporation on Dinosaurs. It is a parody of multinational corporations, the name being a pun on the phrase "We say so."

History

The company has many subdivisions and an economic interest in nearly every conceivable field. The WESAYSO Development Corporation is its most visible branch, focusing on tract housing development. B.P. Richfield is one of the field executives for this division, acting as supervisor and senior foreman, while low-level employees include Earl Sinclair, Roy Hess, and fellow tree-pushers Sid, Ralph and Ed, amongst others.

The company's assets also include the WESAYSO Energy Division, an obscenely profitable arm which controls Pangaea's power supply; WESAYSO Independent Film Productions, which has collaborated on government propaganda, and the WESAYSOLAND theme park. Still other operations include work as a defense contractor as well as retail merchandise from action figures to foodstuffs. Mr. Ashland is chief executive, occupying a shadowy boardroom, and employing lawyers to eat the company's enemies when the need arises. Individual board members, convened during the Al "Sexual" Harris corporate hearing in "What "Sexual" Harris Meant", include Mr. Mason Dixon, Mr. Otto Lynch, Mr. Harold Heffer and Mr. Barry Wolfe.

In order to control its public image, WESAYSO runs extensive advertising campaigns, and has sponsored such TV shows as UFO!. Sample slogans include: "WESAYSO: We don't like to have our feelings hurt" and "WESAYSO: We know where you live." One such campaign, in "WESAYSO Knows Best", selected the Sinclairs (minus Earl, and with Roy as replacement father) as the WESAYSO Perfect Family. Another campaign discredited Robbie's "Sinclair Dome" project in "Power Erupts," and ultimately ended the potential threat by buying the new energy source and then refusing to do anything with it. The company is a leading industrial polluter and attempts to maintain restrictive hiring practices in the face of occasional, and generally unsuccessful, government interference and observation.

In the final episode, "Changing Nature", WESAYSO's indiscriminate corporate greed and complete unconcern for the long-term repercussions reaches its zenith. Anti-pest chemicals used during the construction of the WESAYSO Wax Fruit Factory leads to the complete extinction of the bunch beetles (with Stan as lone survivor), upsetting the balance of nature. Repeated attempts to re-right the balance through further use of technology and chemicals only worsens the situation, ultimately leading to the extinction of all dinosaurs. When last seen, however, B.P. Richfield refers to the "sudden cold snap" (the beginning of the ice age) as a godsend, bringing increased revenue from WESAYSO logs, hot cocoa mixes, heaters and other goods; though his only big concern is what to do with all the money.

Employees

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Characters
Main: Earl SinclairFran SinclairRobbie SinclairCharlene SinclairBaby Sinclair

Supporting: Ethyl PhillipsRoy HessBradley P. RichfieldMonica DeVertebraeSpikeMindyHoward Handupme
Others: Mr. AshlandMel LusterDinosaur ChiefGaryBuddy GlimmerPredator • Graptolites • SparkyGeneral ChowCabbyMauriceCaroline FoxworthSolomon the GreatRamonaGus MolehillGlenda Molehill • Richard • Al "Sexual" HarrisOtto LynchMason DixonBarry WolfeHarold HefferJerry ValentineGrandpa Louie • Lucius • Cookie CreatureGeneral H. Norman ConquestEdward R. HeroFox JacketHeather Worthington • Pterodactyl • Andre • Richard Simmons Dinosaur • Shelly • Larry • Stu Boombird • Ted Hardshell • Baby CuddlebunnyWeremanDr. FicusZabarWendy RichfieldMuseHenri and Simone PouponFrancois PouponChief Elder • Raoul • Leeza • Sally • DolfHowlin' JaySonny • Ty Warner • Kyle • Hank Hibler • IgorWinstonDr. HerderThe BabysitterBlarneyDr. Elliott PiagetBertStanBryantKatie • Les • Ray GherkinMoola the Cash CowThe Devil • Jean-Claude • Brigitte • GeorgieCavepeopleCavelingsLing Ling and Chang ChangMr. UghMiss HoneywellSir David Tushingham

Episodes
Season One: The Mighty MegalosaurusThe Mating DanceHurling DayHigh NoonThe Howling

Season Two: The Golden ChildFamily ChallengeI Never Ate for My FatherCharlene's TaleEndangered SpeciesEmployee of the MonthWhen Food Goes BadCareer OpportunitiesUnmarried... with ChildrenHow to Pick Up GirlsSwitched at BirthRefrigerator DayWhat "Sexual" Harris MeantFran LivePower EruptsThe Clip ShowA New LeafThe Last Temptation of EthylNuts to WarAnd the Winner is...Slave to FashionLeader of the PackWESAYSO Knows Best
Season Three: Nature CallsBaby TalkNetwork GeniusThe DiscoveryLittle Boy BooGerm WarfareHungry for LoveLicense to ParentCharlene's Flat WorldWilderness WeekendThe Son Also RisesGetting to Know YouGreen CardOut of the Frying PanSteroids to HeavenHoney, I Miss the KidsSwamp MusicDirty Dancin'If I Were a TreeWe Are Not AloneCharlene and Her Amazing HumansThe Clip Show II
Season Four: Monster Under the BedEarl, Don't Be a HeroThe Greatest Story Ever SoldDriving Miss EthylEarl's Big JackpotTerrible TwosChanging Nature
Unaired: Scent of a ReptileEarl and PearlLife in the Faust LaneVariations on a Theme ParkWorking GirlInto the WoodsGeorgie Must Die!

Locations
PangaeaThe Sinclair HomeSinclair CityWESAYSOB.P. Richfield's TrailerBob LaBrea High SchoolMel Luster's Mating Dance AcademyDepartment of Marriage VowsAbsolute Proof LaboratoriesKave MartLe PredateurMeteor Tiki Lounge • Office of Male Supremacy • Silent SpringsWesaysoland
Miscellaneous
Dinosaur TVDNNDTVAntediluvian Broadcasting CompanyThe Great Potato