"Van Stomm's Rule One" is a song from the episode "Bully Bust" sung by Buford, where he explains the first rule on his family's list of rules.
- Buford: Too late.
- Van Stomms wake up better
- Than anyone else on Earth
- It's because we have rules for sleeping
- That we've seemed to know at birth
- Rule One is to set the alarm clock
- To precisely the proper hour!
- And make sure you've got time to eat breakfast,
- Get dressed, brush your tooth, and maybe a shower.
- We're careful with our alarm clocks,
- We're not sloppy like those other chumps
- 'Cause Rule Two's if you mess up and set it too early
- You show up and takes your lumps
- This is the second time we see Buford as a baby. ("Phineas and Ferb Summer Belongs to You!")
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