MOLEMAN'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!! (SEASON 3!)
• Elsa the Snow Queen: •
My skill's unlimited; each line unique as every flake of snow!
The Trolls have prophesied your meltdown when you face my frigid flow.
Won't hide the unadulterated loathing for you that I feel;
Like Muppet rejects at the Tonys, all your glory I shall steal!
An icy icon in the making since the Disney days of old,
Who'll keep it chill through all your disses; sooner bothered by the cold.
When Anna whined for me to play, I'd shut her out like I was told,
But when they asked me, "Do You Want to Build a Franchise?" I was sold!
Go through your trapdoor and retreat the way you hauled it Out of Oz,
Before I skewer you For Good to "Dings" and "Dongs" and…
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MOLEMAN'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!
• Gaston: •
Bonjour, slimeball! You wanna duke it out with this?
Dan Plainview drinks milkshakes, and I finish your sandwiches!
Burst in, thwart your schemes, and plant that true love's French kiss;
People love to hate me; you just get folks riled amiss!
There's Norway you can win; no one raps like Gaston!
I'll send you falling to your death; happy trails, Hans!
Yeah, I failed to kill the Beast, but I can topple you, at least;
Drive you mad and have you locked away like Crazy Old Maurice!
Got that operatic voice, bass–baritone range,
Just like my great–uncle Brom; you're more like Ichabod Crane!
And Frozen hasn't even been out for a single year yet;
You can't make a goo…
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