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    MOLEMAN'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!! (SEASON 3!)

    ELSA…

    …VS…

    …ELPHABA!!!!!!!!!!!

    BEGIN!


    • Elsa the Snow Queen: •

    My skill's unlimited; each line unique as every flake of snow!

    The Trolls have prophesied your meltdown when you face my frigid flow.

    Won't hide the unadulterated loathing for you that I feel;

    Like Muppet rejects at the Tonys, all your glory I shall steal!

    An icy icon in the making since the Disney days of old,

    Who'll keep it chill through all your disses; sooner bothered by the cold.

    When Anna whined for me to play, I'd shut her out like I was told,

    But when they asked me, "Do You Want to Build a Franchise?" I was sold!

    Go through your trapdoor and retreat the way you hauled it Out of Oz,

    Before I skewer you For Good to "Dings" and "Dongs" and…



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    MOLEMAN'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!

    PRINCE HANS…

    …VS…

    …GASTON!!!!!!!!!!

    BEGIN!

    • Gaston: •

    Bonjour, slimeball! You wanna duke it out with this?

    Dan Plainview drinks milkshakes, and I finish your sandwiches!

    Burst in, thwart your schemes, and plant that true love's French kiss;

    People love to hate me; you just get folks riled amiss!

    There's Norway you can win; no one raps like Gaston!

    I'll send you falling to your death; happy trails, Hans!

    Yeah, I failed to kill the Beast, but I can topple you, at least;

    Drive you mad and have you locked away like Crazy Old Maurice!

    Got that operatic voice, bass–baritone range,

    Just like my great–uncle Brom; you're more like Ichabod Crane!

    And Frozen hasn't even been out for a single year yet;

    You can't make a goo…



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