1. Toon Disney will be back
  2. Phineas and Ferb is cancelled
  3. Iron Man 3 was postponed
  4. Disney bought Nintendo
  5. Disney starts making sequels again
  6. Disney returns House of Mouse
  7. Disney went bankrupt
  8. Tigger forgot how to bounce
  9. Walt Disney came back alive, and only 35 years old as well
  10. Hannah Montana is coming back