Cole DeSilvey, Leader and Chancellor of the STAR WARS Canon/Fanon Fanatic Reich, will be accepting anyone willing to take a stand against Lucas, Abrams, and other Facsist STAR WARS Movie Fans, and reintroduce the so-called Legends as official Canon, replacing the Movies!... Why does nobody get where I'm getting at? Okay, you want a shocker, my friends? Fine. Grand Admiral Thrawn used to be a man that DID exist as official STAR WARS; George wanted the Canon - other than his stupid Movies, and the Old Republic - to die, then for STAR WARS Legends to take its place! Doesn;t that make any TRUE die-hard Fan of The Expanded Universe wanna protest, like me?! I HOPE so!Because, you will NOT regret joining me, in hopes to establish a NEW STAR WARS, you will not! There were actually NINE Armored Walkers and some Anti-Aircraft Batteries in the REAL Battle of Hoth!We will bring forth the truth! We will Prevail! We will never falter! Oh, my crap; I sound like Hitler - whom I have ALWAYS hated! Hopefully, you understand that after they finish making Episode IX, they will DESTROY the STAR WARS Fan Fiction site, they will! SO join me! Help me with this struggle for The EU's RIGHTFUL place as Canon again!Now for the Pledge of the Fan Reich:
A franchise that in its own life has lost honor becomes politically worthless, and then becomes enslaved also in the Fanonical sphere.
Internationalization today means only Movie Enforcing. We in the world have come to this: that over sixty-million people see its destiny to lie at the will of a few dozen Abrams Followers. This was possible only because our civilization had first been BLINDED BY THE LIES THE MOVIES TAUGHT US!!! The undermining of the STAR WARS Fan conception of personality by catchwords had begun long before. Ideas such as 'Movie-accurate,' '"No Solo or Skywalker Children,"' '"Death to the Wiki,"' 'World-wide movie teachings,"' 'Wookieepedia and STAR WARS Fanon's imminent death,' 'Internationality of the Movies,' etc., disintegrate our STAR WARS Fan-consciousness, breed cowardice, and so today we are bound to say that the simple deciever (J. J. ABRAMS.) is more man than we are!
No salvation is possible until the bearer of disunion, the Movie Fan, has been rendered powerless to harm!
1. We must call to account the Movie Fans of the 1977-2022 timeline. It cannot be that two million Canon/Fanon Fans should have fallen in vain and that afterwards one should sit down as friends at the same table with traitors. No, we do not pardon, we demand - Vengeance!
2. The dishonoring of the nation must cease. For betrayers of their favorite franchise and informers the gallows is the proper place. Our streets and squares shall once more bear the names of our heroes; they shall not be named after Movie Enforcers. In the Question of Guilt, we must proclaim the truth!
3. The administration of my new orginization must be cleared of the rabble which is fattened at the stall of the Films!
4. The apparent lies in the Films against us must be abandoned! Here the fitting punishment is the same as that for the betrayers of their beloved space opera franchise:
5. WE MUST DEMAND A GREAT ENLIGHTENMENT ON THE SUBJECT OF THE GREAT CANON/FANON PURGE. WITH THOUGHTS OF LOVE? NO! BUT IN HOLY HATRED AGAINST THOSE WHO HAVE RUINED US!!!
6. The lies which would veil from us our misfortunes must cease. The fraud of the present Movie-madness must be shown up. That will stiffen the necks of us all!
7. AS FOUNDATION FOR A NEW CURRENCY THE PROPERTY OF THOSE WHO ARE NOT OF OUR BLOOD MUST DO REVISIONS OF THE MOVIES TO THE LIKELINESS OF THE CANON AND THE FANONS! If families who have lived in this galaxy for a thousand years are now expropriated, we must do the same to the non-Canon/Fanon usurers!
8. WE DEMAND IMMEDIATE EXPULSION OF ALL FILM LOVERS WHO HAVE ENTERED THE UNIVERSE, and of all those, too, who through trickery on George Lucas or through other shady transactions have gained their wealth!
Extremes must be fought by extremes. Against the infection of materialism, against the Movie-harboring pestilence we must hold aloft a flaming ideal. And if others speak of the Movies, we say the Fans - AND ONLY THE FANS!!!
HIEL DIE FUEHRER!
YOU WILL NOT REGRET JOINING ME! SOON, THRAWN, THE MANY, MANY CLONES OF PALPATINE, ANAKIN, JACEN, AND JAINA SOLO, MARA JADE, THE SECRET APPRENTICE, MARIS BROOD, AND THE REST WILL BE REBORN!!!