"The Unbirthday Song" is a nonsense song sung by the Mad Hatter and the March Hare to Alice from Alice in Wonderland.
Lyrics
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March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to me!
Mad Hatter: To who?
March Hare: To me!
Mad Hatter: Oh you!
March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to you!
Mad Hatter: Who me?
March Hare: Yes, you!
Mad Hatter: Oh, me!
March Hare: Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea!
A very merry unbirthday to you!
Mad Hatter: Now, statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday
March Hare: Imagine, just one birthday every year
Mad Hatter: Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays!
March Hare: Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer
Alice: Then today is my unbirthday too!
March Hare: It is?
Mad Hatter: What a small world this is.
March Hare: In that case...
A very merry unbirthday,
Alice: To me?
Mad Hatter: To you!
March Hare: A very merry unbirthday
Alice: For me?
March Hare: For you!
Mad Hatter: Now blow the candle out my dear
And make your wish come true
Both: A very merry unbirthday to you!
|-|Reprise Version=
King of Hearts: And, uh, where were you when this horrible crime was committed?
Mad Hatter: I was home drinking tea. Today, you know, is my unbirthday.
King of Hearts: Why, my dear, today is your unbirthday too!
Queen of Hearts: It is?
March Hare: It is?
Cards: It is?
All: A very merry unbirthday,
Queen of Hearts: To me?
All: To you!
Alice: Oh, no!
All: A very merry unbirthday
Queen of Hearts: For me?
All: For you!
Mad Hatter: Now blow the candle out my dear
And make your wish come true
All: A very merry unbirthday to you!