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"The Perfect Nanny" is a song in Mary Poppins sung by the children, Jane and Michael Banks.

Lyrics

Jane Banks [Spoken] :Wanted a nanny for two adorable children

[Sung]

If you want this choice position

Have a cheery disposition

Rosy cheeks, no warts

Michael Banks [Spoken]

That's the part I put in

Jane Banks [Sung]

Play games, all sorts

You must be kind, you must be witty

Very sweet and fairly pretty

Take us on outings, give us treats

Sing songs, bring sweets

Never be cross or cruel

Never give us castor oil or gruel

Love us as a son and daughter

And never smell of barley water

Michael Banks [Spoken]

I put that in, too

Jane Banks [Sung]

If you won't scold and dominate us

We will never give you cause to hate us

We won't hide your spectacles

So you can't see

Put toads in your bed

Or pepper in your tea

Hurry, Nanny!

Many thanks

Sincerely,

Jane and Michael Banks:

Jane and Michael Banks.


v - e - d
Mary Poppins Logo
Media

Films: Mary Poppins | Mary Poppins Returns | The Cat That Looked at a King | Video
Music: Soundtrack | Musical
Books: Big Golden Book | Little Golden Book

Disney Parks
Garden of the Twelve Friends | The Great Movie Ride

Entertainment: Disney's Believe | Disney Classics: The Music & The Magic | Disney Dreams! | Disneyland Forever
Restaurants: Jolly Holiday Bakery Cafe
Parade: Disney Cinema Parade | Disney Magic on Parade | Disney On Parade 100 Years of Magic | Disney Stars 'n' Cars | Mickey's Soundsational Parade | The Wonderful World of Disney Parade

Characters
Mary Poppins | Bert | George Banks | Winifred Banks | Jane Banks | Michael Banks | Penguin Waiters | Fox | Admiral Boom and Mr. Binnacle | Uncle Albert | Mr. Dawes Sr. | Katie Nanna | Mrs. Brill | Ellen | Mr. Dawes Jr. | Constable Jones | Bird Woman | Andrew | The Pearly Band
Locations
London | Nursery
Songs

Film: Sister Suffragette | The Life I Lead | The Perfect Nanny | A Spoonful of Sugar | Jolly Holiday | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Star Awake | I Love to Laugh | Feed the Birds (Tuppence a Bag) | Fidelity Fiduciary Bank | Chim Chim Cher-ee | Step in Time | A Man Has Dreams | Let's Go Fly a Kite
Musical: A British Bank | Temper, Temper | Practically Perfect | Anything Can Happen
Deleted Songs: The Chimpanzoo | The Right Side | The Land of Sand | Admiral Boom | Mary Poppins' Melody | You Think, You Blink | Through The Eyes of Love | West Wind | Tiki Town | The North Pole Polka

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