"The Ludwig Von Drake Song" is a song sung by Ludwig Von Drake in the House of Mouse episode, "Ask Von Drake." In this episode, Mickey tries to prove that Von Drake doesn't know everything. Unfortunately, he passes each test with flying colors. Mickey tries to think of one last test when Daisy Duck's reservation program on her computer glitches and now she doesn't know where anybody sits, which frustrates Jafar and Iago who came in late. Mickey suddenly gets the idea of asking Ludwig this question, getting this song in response.
Afterwards, Ludwig Von Drake asks Mickey for his payment on their bet that he does know everything (which was one penny), but the mouse triumphantly points out that he forgot one guest - himself.
Where does everyone sit? Let me see... Hmm...
We got Dumbo to the left, and we got Bambi to the right,
then Cinderella, and Cruella, and Prince Charming and Snow White.
Genie's next to Jasmine and Aladdin and his lamp,
along with Peter Pan and Tinker Bell and Lady and the Tramp.
Here's Lumiere the candlestick, and Cogsworth, he's the clock,
There's Bashful, Grumpy, Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc.
Table Nine has Ichabod, by Mowgli and Baloo,
The Headless Horseman's Table Seven, and his head's at Table Two.
Over here is Sleeping Beauty. Ooh, someone wake her up!
From Beauty and the Beast, we got the teapot and the cup.
Timon and Pumbaa, Little Mermaid, and the sea witch in her shell,
Quasimodo's next to Esmeralda, Beast is next to Belle.
Captain Hook, now here's where he goes, here's where Mr. Smee goes.
Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee goes right behind the three amigos.
Pocahontas, that's where she goes, by Roy Disney, that's where he goes,
'Cause movie stars have egos and you gotta treat 'em right!
Mad Hatter's next to Alice, Queen of Hearts and Cheshire Cat,
Johnny Appleseed and Mr. Toad and Casey and his bat.
Jiminy Cricket and Gepetto and Pinocchio, little elf!
And Monstro in the corner gets a table to himself.
We got Hercules, Philoctetes, and Hades next to him,
King Arthur's next to Merlin and Sir Kay's by Madam Mim.
There's Simba by Mufasa and Rafiki next to Scar,
Three Little Pigs, the Big Bad Wolf, Iago and Jafar.
Robin Hood, Prince John, Cri-Kee, Mushu, and Mulan.
Here's LeFou and there's Gaston, then there's Kaa and here's Shere Khan.
And the crazy Aracuan, and here's Ranger Audubon,
we got Wendy, Michael, John, I could just go on and on!
Pink Elephants, Brer Rabbit, and Brer Fox and Brother Bear.
Here's a hundred cute dalmatians-Whoop! They need another chair!
Paul Bunyan, Chip 'n' Dale, and then there's Kanga and there's Roo...
Right next to Tigger and to Piglet and to Winnie - He's the Pooh.
- This scene could be a parody of the Timon and Pumbaa episode "Zazu's Off by One Day" in which Zazu misses one animal in his counting: himself. Additionally, both he and Zazu had the same German voice actor, Eberhard Prüter.
- Roy Disney makes a cameo in the song.
- Besides himself, Von Drake actually missed several other characters who appeared in the episode: Megara, Kuzco, Maleficent, Queen Grimhilde, and the Reluctant Dragon.