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"The Big House" is a song from the 2014 film Muppets Most Wanted. It was sung by Nadya (Tina Fey) with Josh Groban.The film's soundtrack features a demo version of the song as a bonus track sung by Bret McKenzie.It is one of the few original songs on the soundtrack that is presented in its entirety in the film. Due to having a celebrity take part, the part of the Maximum Security Prisoner stays in English in every dub of this movie.

Lyrics

Nadya (spoken): Hit it boys
This is Russia’s premier state funded hotel
We’re very proud of our eclectic clientele
Excellence in service since 1932
Don’t believe what you read in the online reviews

It’s the Big House
The perfect getaway
Welcome into the Big House
You’ll never get away
It’s no Hilton or no Hyatt
But you will have a riot
So please enjoy your stay

Here’s the dining room, the menu is minimal
What the cook does to the food is criminal
Pull up a seat frog, grab yourself a stool
May I recommend you try our famous gruel

In the Big House
You’ll never be alone
Life ain’t bad in the Big House
No, froggy, no
Check out after ten
Or eleven years
Make yourself at home

Accommodation is far superior
Than anything else you will find in Siberia
Let me know if there’s anything you need
Everything is free, money back guaranteed

Josh Groban: In the Big House, you will not survive
When you arrive in the Big House, run for your life!

Nadya: It’s the Big House
The perfect getaway
Welcome into the Big House
You’ll never get away
For your security
I’ll keep the only key
Now please enjoy your stay

Follow me and I'll show you to your room
An executive twin suite with a view
All amenities are free of charge
You can see the stars through the many bars

In the Big House
You'll never be alone
Life ain't bad in the Big House
No, froggy, no
Check out after ten
Or eleven years
Your home away from home

Here's the dining room since 1932
A five-star joint
Don't believe the online reviews
Pull up a seat, boy
Grab yourself a stool
May I recommend you try our famous gruel

In the Big House
You'll never be alone
Life ain't bad in the Big House
No, froggy, no
You'll enjoy your stay
The perfect hideaway
Your home away from home

Accommodation here is far superior
Than anything else you will find in Siberia
Every dime has a silver lining
When you're inside, you've got the time to find it

In the Big House
You're never on your own
Life ain't bad in the Big House
No, froggy, no
Ooh, livin' life in the Big House
You'll never be alone
Life ain't bad in the Big House
No, froggy, no
You'll enjoy your stay
All expenses paid
Your home away from home


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Humans: Max | Doc Hopper | Snake Walker | Professor Krassman | Bernie the Agent | Lew Lord | Gary | Mary | Dominic Badguy | Nadya

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Songs

The Muppet Movie: The Rainbow Connection | Moving Right Along | Never Before, Never Again | I Hope That Somethin' Better Comes Along | Can You Picture That? | I'm Going to Go Back There Someday | America
The Great Muppet Caper: Hey a Movie! | Happiness Hotel | Steppin' Out With a Star | Night Life | The First Time It Happens | Couldn't We Ride
The Muppet Christmas Carol: Scrooge | Good King Wenceslas | Marley and Marley | Chairman of the Board | Fozziwig's Party | When Love is Gone | It Feels Like Christmas | Christmas Scat | Bless Us All | Thankful Heart | When Love Is Found
Muppet Treasure Island: Treasure Island | Shiver My Timbers | Something Better | Sailing for Adventure | Cabin Fever | Boom Shakalaka | Love Led Us Here | Love Power | Love Led Us Here
The Muppets' Wizard of Oz: Kansas | When I'm With You | Nap Time | The Witch Is in the House | Calling All Munchkins | Good Life
A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa: Delivering Christmas | It's All About Heart | I Wish I Could Be Santa Claus | My Best Christmas Yet
The Muppets: Life's a Happy Song | Pictures in My Head | Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard | We Built This City | Me Party | Let's Talk About Me | Man or Muppet | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Forget You | The Whistling Caruso
Muppets Most Wanted: We're Doing a Sequel | I'm Number One | The Big House | I'll Get You What You Want (Cockatoo in Malibu) | Interrogation Song | My Heart Will Go On | Something So Right | Working in the Coal Mine | Together Again | Moves Like Jagger | Macarena

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