The Disney Wiki

The Best of Everything

39,248pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Add New Page Comments0

The Best of Everything is a song featured in the Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers pilot episode "To the Rescue".


Fat Cat: Like my new sparkler, boys?

Bit: We didn't think you could get your paws on it, Fat Cat.

Fat Cat: Oh, ye of little brain. It's trinkets like these that show the world what I deserve -- the best!

Fat Cat: You can't expect a true gourmet
To settle for mere fish flambé
My diet screams for triple-star
Beluga caviare

And cream by any other name
Cannot compare with French champagne
So pop the cork and tip your hat
A toast to me, Fat Cat

I want the best of everything
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at my beck and call
I'll make them crawl
You know I want it all

My velvet tux is tailor-made
Embroidered silk and jewelled brocade
My good taste is so refined
I demand the top of the line

Oh, I've hand-crushed Greek volcanic rocks
To line my lacquered litterbox
A fine Italian marble bust
Engraved, "In Fat Cat we Trust"

Gamblers: He wants the best of everything
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at his beck and call
He'll make them crawl
You know he wants it all

He wants the best of everything
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at his beck and call

Fat Cat: I'll make them crawl
You know I want it all

Gamblers: La, la, la!

v - e - d
CnDRR logo transparent

Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers | Feature film | Videography | Video game | Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers 2 | The Adventure in Nimnul's Castle | The Legend of the Chaos God | Disney Comics | The Case of the Flying Carpet | Boom! Studios | The Big Cheese Caper | Ghost of a Chance | The Rescue Rangers Save Little Red

Disney Parks

Gadget's Go Coaster


The Rangers: Chip and Dale | Gadget Hackwrench | Monterey Jack | Zipper | Flash the Wonder Dog | Lahwhinie
Characters: Spunky | Cheddarhead Charlie and Camembert Kate | Tammy | Geegaw Hackwrench | Mrs. Booby | Baby Booby | Conrad Cockatoo | Sergeant Spinelli | Officer Kirby and Officer Muldoon | Donald Drake and Plato | Frenchie | Que Sera | Clyde Cosgrove | Mr. Gribbish | Colonel | Buffy Ratzkiwatzki | Professor | Foxglove | Midge | Humphrey the Bear | Kookoo and Boots | Sparky | Nemo | Spirit of the Lamp | Bric, Brac, and DTZ | Pepto Gizmo | Harry | Harriet | Hiram the Mummy | Sir Colby | Tom | Darby Spree | Cassandra | Pop Top | Queenie | The Pi-Rats | Captain Colonel | Elliott | Ting-a-Ling & Ming-Ting | Bruin | Heebee & Jeebee | Roger | MacDuff | Steggy | Chirp Sing | Myron | Canina La Fur
Villains: Fat Cat | Fat Cat's Gang | Maltese de Sade | Le Sewer and Ratatouille | Professor Norton Nimnul | Robot Dogs | Normie Nimnul | Aldrin Klordane | Percy | Juice-Lee | Billy the Squid | Sewernose de Bergerac | Banshee | Rat Capone | Arnold Mousenegger and Sugar Ray Lizard | Spy Rats | The Greatest Spy in the World | Captain Finn | All Hands and Mr. Starfish | Louie the Mountain Lion | Tick-Tock the Crocodile | El Emenopio | Winifred | Bud | Lou | Mrs. Sweeney | Todd | Jack and Nickels | Erol | Muscles | Baby Thaddeus | Monrovia and Pomona | Kismet | Mr. Dumpty | Nog | Cruiser and Bruiser | Dr. Piltdown | Bubbles | Irwina Allen | Quigley and Abba-Dabba | Lord Howie | Su Lin | Heinrich Von Sugarbottom | Wexler | Ratso Ratzkiwatzki | Moose and Rocco | Zsa Zsa Labrador


Season One: "Catteries Not Included" | "Piratsy Under the Seas" | "Dale Beside Himself" | "Flash the Wonder Dog" | "Out to Launch" | "Kiwi's Big Adventure" | "Adventures in Squirrelsitting" | "Pound of the Baskervilles" | "Risky Beesness" | "Three Men and a Booby" | "The Carpetsnaggers" | "Bearing Up Baby" | "Parental Discretion Retired"
Season Two: "To the Rescue" | "A Lad in a Lamp" | "The Luck Stops Here" | "Battle of the Bulge" | "Ghost of a Chance" | "An Elephant Never Suspects" | "Fake Me to Your Leader" | "Last Train to Cashville" | "A Case of Stage Blight" | "The Case of the Cola Cult" | "Throw Mummy from the Train" | "A Wolf in Cheap Clothing" | "Robocat" | "Does Pavlov Ring a Bell?" | "Prehysterical Pet" | "A Creep in the Deep" | "Normie's Science Project" | "Seer No Evil" | "Chipwrecked Shipmunks" | "When Mice Were Men" | "Chocolate Chips" | "The Last Leprechaun" | "Weather or Not" | "One-Upsman-Chip" | "Shell Shocked" | "Love is a Many Splintered Thing" | "Song of the Night 'n Dale" | "Double 'O Chipmunk" | "Gadget Goes Hawaiian" | "It's a Bird, It's Insane, It's Dale!" | "Short Order Crooks" | "Mind Your Cheese and Q's" | "Out of Scale" | "Dirty Rotten Diapers" | "Good Times, Bat Times" | "Pie in the Sky" | "Le Purrfect Crime" | "When You Fish Upon a Star" | "Rest Home Rangers" | "A Lean on the Property" | "The Pied Piper Power Play" | "Gorilla My Dreams" | "The S.S. Drainpipe"
Season Three: "Zipper Come Home" | "Puffed Rangers" | "A Fly in the Ointment" | "A Chorus Crime" | "They Shoot Dogs, Don't They"


Ranger Wing | Ranger Plane | Screaming Eagle | Gyrotank | Meal-O-Matic | Lamp | Steggy's Spacecraft | Coo-Coo Cola | Gigantico Raygun

Happy Tom Cat Food Factory | Professor Nimnul's Lab Dome

Rescue Rangers Theme | Fat Cat Stomp | The Best of Everything | You're the Best Bee for Me | The Coo Coo Cola Song

See Also

The Disney Afternoon | Disney XD (Netherlands) | Walt Disney World Quest: Magical Racing Tour | Let's Go to Disneyland Paris

Also on Fandom

Random Wiki