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"That's How the Story Goes" is a song performed by Hermes in Hercules: The Animated Series in the episode "Hercules and the Return of Typhon".

Lyrics

When Athens was barely a dot on the map

On the edge of a new frontier

Destiny called on a dapper young cat

With a battle that made his career!

He was buff -he was tuff- he was armed to the teeth!

Kept on fearlessly frying his foes.....

Packin' plenty of punch in his thunderbolt sheath

Yeah! That's How the Story Goes!!!!

A terrible titan stepped onto the scene

Tried to carve out a niche of his own

His brutal attackin' , sent everyone packin'

And Zeus had to face him alone!!!

Smelled like Limburger cheese-{ he was covered with fleas!}

From his rattlesnake knees to his toes

He could topple Olympus with One little sneeze

Yeah!!! That's How the Story Goes!!!!

Now Zeus didn't worry......he let loose a flurry

That left Typhon buried and crushed

And so it was written~that titan was smitten

He'd finally "bitten the dust!!!!"

That beast had blown by one god on his own

While striking this masterful pose

And the legend was born....on that fateful morn.......

That's How The Story Goes..........YEAH!!!!!

That's.... How....... The ......Story ..........Goes!!!!

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Media
Films: HerculesHercules: Zero to HeroVideo

Television: TV series (Episode list) (Aladdin crossover) • House of Mouse
Video games: Video gameKingdom HeartsKingdom Hearts: Chain of MemoriesKingdom Hearts IIKingdom Hearts 358/2 DaysKingdom Hearts Birth by SleepKingdom Hearts coded Kingdom Hearts χ Kingdom Hearts Unchained χKingdom Hearts III
Music: Soundtrack
Books: Classic StorybookDisney's Wonderful World of ReadingLittle Golden Book

Disney Parks
Disney Animation BuildingSorcerers of the Magic KingdomStitch and Friends Summer Surprise

Entertainment: Animazment - The MusicalDisney's Dreams: An Enchanted ClassicDisney's WishesHercules: The Muse-icalVillains Tonight!
Parade: Disney Stars and Motorcars ParadeHercules Victory ParadeThe Hercules Electrical ParadeThe Wonderful World of Disney Parade
Firework: Wishes
Halloween: Hocus Pocus Villain SpelltacularMickey's Boo-to-You Halloween ParadeRe-Villains! Halloween ParadeThe Villains WorldVillains Night Out!

Characters
Original: HerculesHadesPegasusPhiloctetesMegaraPain and PanicFatesMusesZeusHeraHermesHestiaHephaestusAthenaAresPoseidonAphroditeOlympian GodsArtemisApolloDionysusTitansCyclopsCerberusHydraMinotaurSthenoGriffinNemean LionNessusFuriesNymphsAmphytryon and Alcmene

TV Series: IcarusCassandraAdonisHelen of TroyTempestCirceTritonGalateaPandoraMedusaEchidnaTyphonEchidna's ChildrenHecateNemesisMr. ParenthesesHomerFear and TerrorIbidAntaeusPrometheusDaedelusMorpheusKronosAtlasGaiaAmphitriteThebansAchillesTheseusOrionBriaresNestor & MeleagerMelampusLavinaAjaxAndromedaAnazareteSyrinxElectraMr. GriffKing MinosTiviusOrthosQueen Hippolyte

Songs
Original: The Gospel Truth IIIIIIGo the DistanceOne Last HopeZero to HeroI Won't Say (I'm in Love)A Star is Born

TV series songs: Send My Boy to SchoolMy TownPromethean DittyThe AgoraThe BacchanalThe Man That I LovePucker Up or Let Him SnoozeThat's How the Story GoesAphrodesia DanceLoe Is In The AirSine the Light Went AwayAin't Life a BeachCan-Do KingKronos StoneWhat's a Mother to Do?Sreamin' Grecian Teenage BluesLethe Water on the Brain!One Good Man

Locations
Ancient GreeceMount OlympusUnderworldPhil's IslandThebesPrometheus AcademyAtlantis City
Objects
Skull PacifierArmageddon BowLightning BoltsMortal PotionTrident
Miscellaneous
Disney Sing Along Songs: From Hercules

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