"Substitutiary Locomotion" is a song from Bedknobs and Broomsticks written by Robert and Richard Sherman. Miss Eglantine Price (Angela Lansbury), Professor Emelius Brown (David Tomlinson), Charlie (Ian Weighill), Carrie (Cindy O'Callaghan), and Paul (Roy Snart) sing it while Miss Price tests the substitutiary locomotion spell on Professor Brown's shoes.


Treguna Mekoides and Trecorum Satis Dee
Substitutiary locomotion
Mystic power that's far beyond the wildest notion
It's so weird, so feared, yet wonderful to see
Substitutiary locomotion come to me

Treguna Mekoides and Trecorum Satis Dee
Treguna Mekoides and Trecorum Satis Dee
I don't want locomotiary substitution
Or remote intrasitory convolution
Only one precise solution is the key
Substitutiary locomotion it must be
Treguna Mekoides and Trecorum Satis Dee

Substitutiary locomotion
Lovely substitutiary locomotion
You make substututiary history
With Treguna Mekoides and a little help from me
With Treguna Mekoides and Trecorum Satis Dee

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