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House of Mouse - Soup or Salad, Fries or Biscuits

"Soup or Salad, Fries or Biscuits" is a song sung by Goofy in the House of Mouse episode, "Goofy for a Day", where Goofy challenges Max to be a waiter for the day when the latter says he doesn't think the job is hard. Unfortunately, Max turns out to be wrong, and soon he begs Goofy for help. Goofy helps Max by instructing him on the job while singing the song.


Goofy: IIIIIIt's soup or salad, fries or biscuits, extra olives, donuts,
Know the menu of this venue, do not be a slow klutz!
Get the order right or else the customers'll go nuts!
Soup or salad, fries or biscuits, extra olives, donuts!
Penguins: Yumdiddliddlumdiddleei, yumdiddliddlumdiddleei!

Goofy: The guy at table twenty wants some honey for his green peas,
hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, hold the (hyuck!) anchovies!
Who would order pizza with no crust, no sauce, and no cheese?
Soup or salad, fries or biscuits, extra olives, check please!
Penguins and Max: Yumdiddliddlumdiddleei, yumdiddliddlumdiddleei!

Goofy: This job's purty tough!
Max: Not as tough as the steak!
Goofy: So even if they tell ya that they want some heated cold cuts,
Or some mustard mixed with custard, with to dip who knows what!
A waiter's work is never done; no ifs, no ands, no buts!
Soup or salad, fries or biscuits, extra olives...
Both: Donuuuuuts!


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Season One: "The Stolen Cartoons" | "Big Bad Wolf Daddy" | "The Three Caballeros" | "Goofy's Valentine Date" | "Unplugged Club" | "Timon and Pumbaa" | "Gone Goofy" | "Jiminy Cricket" | "Rent Day" | "Donald's Lamp Trade" | "Donald's Pumbaa Prank" | "Thanks to Minnie" | "Pluto Saves the Day"
Season Two: "Daisy's Debut" | "Goofy for a Day" | "Clarabelle's Big Secret" | "The Mouse Who Came to Dinner" | "Max's New Car" | "Not So Goofy" | "Everybody Loves Mickey" | "Max's Embarrassing Date" | "Where's Minnie?" | "Super Goof" | "King Larry Swings In" | "Ladies' Night" | "Dennis the Duck"
Season Three: "Suddenly Hades" | "Pete's One-Man Show" | "House of Crime" | "Mickey and Minnie's Big Vacation" | "Donald and the Aracuan Bird" | "Goofy's Menu Magic" | "Music Day" | "House of Scrooge" | "Donald Wants to Fly" | "Dining Goofy" | "Chip 'n' Dale" | "Humphrey in the House" | "Ask Von Drake" | "Salute to Sports" | "Pluto vs. Figaro" | "House of Magic" | "Mickey vs. Shelby" | "House of Turkey" | "Clarabelle's Christmas List" | "Pete's Christmas Caper" | "Snow Day" | "Pete's House of Villains" | "Halloween With Hades" | "House Ghosts" | "House of Genius" | "Mickey and the Culture Clash"


Rockin' at the House of Mouse | Mortimer Mouse | Soup or Salad, Fries or Biscuits, Extra Olives, Donuts | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo | Big Bad Wolf Daddy | A Parrot's Life for Me | Let's Slay the Beast | The Ludwig Von Drake Song | It's Our House Now! | The Best Christmas of All | Grim Grinning Ghosts | Humphrey Hop | Everybody Wants to Be a Woof | I Wanna Be Like M-O-You | Pink Elephants on Parade | My Name is Panchito | Boom-Da-Boom | We Are the Three Caballeros | Me the Mouse (and I'm the Duck) (Reprise) | Daisy Crockett | The Daisy Duckie Room | Minnie Mouse (in the House)


House of Mouse (night club) | Toontown


Maleficent's Staff | Poisoned Apple | Sorcerer Hat | Jafar's Snake Staff

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