Sneaky, some what cunning, evil, selfish, grumpy, mean, and careless
"Yeah, yeah, right. Fine, I know the rules. So what will it be then, eh, eh? My specialty is smashing stuff."
"Do I look like a dating service? I smash stuff, I do! Fit and proper."
"You figure I could eliminate the competition?"
"Oh, Mr. Fancy-Pants is mad, he is! I’ll bet you can’t even turn your head in that outfit."
"Owie! Knock it off! I’m trying to do my job here."
"Look. I just smash things. I’m a one-trick pony; I admit it. Now, if you want her squished into a smushy-mushy paste, then I’m your monster! Otherwise, forget it."
"Now, I know I can smash these ones, right?"
" You don’t know?! You summon forth an ancient evil, and now you don’t know what to do with him?! Give me that!"
"You've got trouble facing reality, haven’t you? Now, I’m going to show you how to make decisions. One - I decide to take the amulet. Two - I decide to abandon your stupid capture-the-princess plan. And three - I decide to squash you all like bugs! I love my job."