"Report Card" is the seventeenth episode of the first season of Wizards of Waverly Place.
Alex, Justin, and Max get their wizard report cards. To hide the fact that she got a failing grade, Alex attempts to destroy the report card numerous times, all of which are unsuccessful. When Jerry and Theresa become suspicious, Alex, in a panic, turns them into guinea pigs. After Professor Crumbs finds out that Alex lied about her parents and her report card, he suspends Alex's powers for irresponsibility. Max and Justin lose the guinea pigs, not realizing who they actually are, and are brought up to speed by Alex. After finding them and changing them back, Professor Crumbs, shocked by how much trouble Alex has caused, decides to permanently strip Alex of her powers, but Justin stands up for her, explaining that cleaning up after Alex makes him a better wizard. Moved by Justin's loyalty to his younger sister, and seeing that Alex has learned her lesson, Crumbs gives Alex back her powers and departs.
- This (object or person) is now not, a(n) (object or person) should fill its slot – transform objects
- You haven't acted with any responsibility, say goodbye to your magical ability – destroy wizard's powers
- This guinea pig is a bad dresser, turn him now into our professor – transform Professor Crumbs in his guinea pig form back into a human
- These guinea pigs are small, dumb and hairy, make them human to find Theresa and Jerry – transform guinea pigs to search for Theresa and Jerry
Guest stars: Ian Abercrombie as Headmaster Crumbs, Charlie Adler as voice of Report Card
Co-stars: Dan Benson as Friend #1, Kara Taitz as Guinea Pig #1, Keith Blaney as Guinea Pig #2