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"Rappin' Drakken" is a song performed by Dr. Drakken in the Kim Possible episode of the same name. In the song, he explains his plan to use his newly-developed shampoo to brainwash the citizens of Middleton in rap. The song is also heard in the episode "Mad Dogs and Aliens".

Lyrics[]

[speech] Shego, give me a beat. Yes... Shego? Give me a beat, Shego. SHEGO! Fine. Hmph! If you want a beat done right...

[beatboxing] Yo! Yo! Yo!

I used to be Drew!
One day I turned blue!
As a suede shoe or berry
It makes me look scary!
Then I pony-tailed my hair-y
Got me a nasty scar
And a funky fresh flying car!
Now Drew be Dr. Drakken
So quit that yakkin'!
Think I'm out? Ha! I'm back in!

Lather, rinse, and obey!
It's time to wash your hair today!
You may think I'm a villain
Yo, I'm just chilling!
Come on, let me hear you say
Lather, rinse, and obey!
I'm a player just playing his play!
My product's in a rap song
Time to get your wash on
With Dr. D's brainwashing shampoo and cranium rinse!

My lippy sidekick Shego
She kicks me in my ego!
Got some freaky glowing hands
Mocks my super-genius plans
Makes me do my defeat dance!

Breakdown? Oh, come on...oh, g--gaah - baaah!

Had dreams to rule the world
Or build a better robot girl!
All end in rejection
So after introspection
I turned my career in another direction!
Thanks to one all-that teen
Mr. Mean is squeaky clean!
Though my face is still blue
Tell you what I can do
Sell y'all some freaky shampoo!

Lather, rinse, and obey!
It's time to wash your hair today!
You may think I'm a villain
Yo, I'm just chilling!
Come on, let me hear you say
Lather, rinse, and obey!
I'm a player just playing his play!
My product's in a rap song
Time to get your wash on
With Dr. D's brainwashing shampoo and cranium rinse!

For Sheezy, it's off the heezy!


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Media
Shows/Movies: Kim Possible"Rufus" (Lilo & Stitch: The Series crossover episode)"Codename: Electric Haircut" (Fillmore! crossover episode)Live-action filmKim Hushable

Video Games: Kim Possible: What's the Switch?Kim PossibleKim Possible: KimmunicatorKim Possible: Revenge of Monkey FistKim Possible 2: Drakken's DemiseKim Possible 3: Team PossibleKim Possible: Global GeminiDisney Heroes: Battle Mode
Books: Bueno NachoShowdown at Camp WannaweepThe New RonDownhillAttack of the Killer BebesRoyal PainTweeb TroubleExtremeCloned

Disney Parks
Kim Possible World Showcase Adventure
Characters
Heroes: Kim PossibleRon StoppableRufusWadeDr. Ann PossibleDr. James PossibleJim and Tim PossibleMr. StoppableMrs. StoppableHana StoppableMoniqueSteve BarkinBonnie RockwallerBrick FlaggNedNana PossibleTeam GoMartin SmartyArtie SmartyTeam ImpossibleBetty DirectorCousin LarryVivian Francis PorterFelix RentonZita FloresMaster SenseiYoriSlim PossibleJoss PossibleYonoMegoHegoWego TwinsSteel ToePain KingProfessor AcariConnie and Lonnie RockwallerMrs. RockwallerTaraJessicaHopeMarcellaLizCrystalFranklin BarkinWayneShaunReuben StoppableVinnieBig MikeMr. McHenryJuniorPrince WallyWanda WongToshimiruAlan PlattAkuteOfficer HobbleAmeliaPop Pop PorterKyoko YoshikoNakasumiTimothy NorthSADIMiddleton High School CheerleadersWill DuCyrus BortelOh BoyzRoachieSnake-CatRabbit-RhinoAthena

Villains: Dr. DrakkenShegoMonkey FistDuff KilliganSeñor Senior, SeniorSeñor Senior, JuniorDNAmyGil MossCamille LéonFrugal LucreBebeAdrena LynnGeminiProfessor DementorFashionistasWarmongaWarhokMotor EdFalsetto JonesNanny MaimHank PerkinsJackie the JackalAviariusFukushimaKnights of RodeghanMalcolm NeviousElectroniqueDr. FenSummer GaleCommodore PuddlesMonkey NinjasEricBartholomew LipskyMiss GoProfessor DemensJack HenchThe MathterYono

Episodes
Season One: CrushSink or SwimThe New RonTick-Tick-TickDownhillBueno NachoNumber OneMind GamesAttack of the Killer BebesRoyal PainCoach PossiblePain King vs. CleopatraMonkey Fist StrikesOctober 31stAll the NewsKimitation NationThe Twin FactorAnimal AttractionMonkey Ninjas in SpaceRon the ManLow Budget

Season Two: Naked GeniusGrudge MatchTwo to TutorThe Ron FactorCar TroubleRufus in ShowAdventures in Rufus-SittingJob UnfairThe Golden YearsVirtu-RonThe Fearless FerretExchangeRufus vs. Commodore PuddlesDay of the SnowmenA Sitch in TimeA Very Possible ChristmasQueen BebeHidden TalentReturn to Camp WannaweepGo Team GoThe Full MonkeyBlushPartnersOh BoyzSick DayThe Truth HurtsMother's DayMotor EdRon MillionaireTriple SRewriting History
Season Three: Steal WheelsEmotion SicknessBondingBad BoyShowdown at the Crooked DDimension TwistSo the DramaOverdueRoachieRappin' DrakkenTeam ImpossibleGorilla FistAnd the Mole Rat Will Be CGI
Season Four: Ill SuitedThe Big JobTrading FacesThe Cupid EffectCar AlarmMad Dogs and AliensGrande Size MeClothes MindedBig BotherFashion VictimOdds Man InStop Team GoCap'n DrakkenMathter and FerventThe Mentor of Our DiscontentOh No! Yono!Clean SlateHomecoming UpsetChasing RufusNursery CrimesLarry's BirthdayGraduation

Objects
SADINeuro-Compliance ChipLotus BladeKimmunicatorSilver CutlassThe AttitudinatorAmulet of the Monkey KingMolecular Muscle EnhancerNacoDiablo SauceGiant Laser DrillPop Pop's Mini Corn DogsRoth SL CoupeGrappling hook
Locations
MiddletonMiddleton High SchoolMiddleton MallBueno NachoSmarty MartPossible HouseStoppable HouseClub BananaMiddleton Space CenterMiddleton Medical CenterCamp WannaweepYamanouchi Ninja SchoolForbidden City MuseumPickle on a PikeMiddleton Institute of Science and TechnologyMiddleton Magnetic InstituteMiddleton Geological CenterMiddleton Motor LodgeUniversity of UppertonCanadaTokyoJapan
Songs
Call Me, Beep Me!Could it BeRappin' DrakkenNaked Mole RapSay the WordPop Pop's Mini Corn Dogs (song)It's Just YouA Ringlin' Jinglin' Christmas
See Also
Team PossibleKim Possible World Showcase Adventure
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