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"Rappin' Drakken" is a song performed by Dr. Drakken in the Kim Possible episode of the same name. In the song, he explains his plan to use his newly-developed shampoo to brainwash the citizens of Middleton.

Lyrics

[speech]

Shego, give me a beat. Yes... Shego? Give me a beat, Shego. SHEGO! Fine. Hmph - if you want a beat done right...

(beatboxing) Yo! Yo! Yo!

I used to be Drew!

One day I turned blue!
As a suede shoe or berry

It makes me look scary!

Then I pony-tailed my hair-y,

Got me a nasty scar

And a funky fresh flying car!

Now Drew be Dr. Drakken,

So quit that yakkin'!

Think I'm out? Ha! I'm back in!

My lippy sidekick Shego,

She kicks me in my ego!
Got some freaky glowing hands,

Mocks my super-genius plans,

Makes me do my defeat dance!

Breakdown? Oh, come on...oh, g--gaah - Baaah!

Had dreams to rule the world,

Or build a better robot girl!

All end in rejection

So after introspection

I turned my career in another direction!

Thanks to one all-that teen,

Mr. Mean is squeaky clean!

Though my face is still blue,

Tell you what I can do:

Sell y'all some freaky shampoo!


Lather, rinse, and obey!

It's time to wash your hair today!

You may think I'm a villain,

Yo, I'm just chilling!

Come on, let me hear you say

Lather, rinse, and obey!

I'm a player just playing his play!

My product's in a rap song,
Time to get your wash on

With Dr. D's brainwashing shampoo and cranium rinse!

For Sheezy, it's off the heezy!






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Kim Poss
Media

Kim Possible | Kim Possible: What's the Switch? | Kim Possible: Kimmunicator | Kim Possible: Revenge of Monkey Fist | Kim Possible 2: Drakken's Demise | Kim Possible 3: Team Possible | Kim Possible: Global Gemini | Lilo and Stitch: The Series | Phineas and Ferb | Kim Possible World Showcase Adventure

Books

Bueno Nacho | Showdown at Camp Wannaweep | The New Ron | Downhill | Killigan's Island | Monkey Buisness | Attack of the Killer Bebes | Royal Pain | Tweeb Trouble | Extreme | Grudge Match | Cloned | Code Word: Kim | The Kim Possible Files | Save the World Kit | Pick a Villain!: Badical Battles | Pick a Villain!: Game On! | Pick a Villain!: Masters of Mayhem | Pick a Villain!: So Not the Drama!

Disney Parks

Kim Possible World Showcase Adventure

Characters

Heroes: Kim Possible | Ron Stoppable | Rufus | Wade | Dr. Ann Possible | Dr. James Possible | Jim and Tim Possible | Mr. Stoppable | Mrs. Stoppable | Hana Stoppable | Monique | Steve Barkin | Bonnie Rockwaller | Ned | Nana Possible | Team Go | Martin Smarty | Artie Smarty | Team Impossible | Betty Director | Cousin Larry | Vivian Francis Porter | Felix Renton | Zita Flores | Master Sensei | Yori | Slim Possible | Joss Possible | Yono | Mego | Hego | Wego Twins | Steel Toe | Pain King | Professor Acari | Connie Rockwaller | Lonnie Rockwaller | Mrs. Rockwaller | Tara | Jessica | Hope | Marcella | Liz | Crystal | Franklin Barkin | Wayne | Shaun | Reuben Stoppable | Vinnie | Big Mike | Mr. McHenry | Junior | Prince Wally | Wanda Wong | Toshimiru | Alan Platt | Akute | Officer Hobble | Amelia | Pop Pop Porter | Kyoko Yoshiko | Nakasumi-San | Timothy North | SADI | Middleton High School Cheerleaders | Will Du | Cyrus Bortel | Oh Boyz | Roachie
Villians: Dr. Drakken | Shego | Monkey Fist | Duff Killigan | Señor Senior, Senior | Señor Senior, Junior | Amy Hall | Gil Moss | Camille Leon | Frugal Lucre | Bebe | Adrena Lynn | Gemini | Professor Dementor | Fashionistas | Warmonga | Warhok | Edward Lipsky | Falsetto Jones | Nanny Maim | Hank Perkins | Stone Gorilla | Jackie the Jackal | Aviarius | Fukushima | Knights of Rodegan | Malcolm Nevious | Electronique

Episodes

Season One: Crush | Sink or Swim | The New Ron | Tick-Tick-Tick | Downhill | Bueno Nacho | Number One | Mind Games | Attack of the Killer Bebes | Royal Pain | Coach Possible | Pain King vs. Cleopatra | Monkey Fist Strikes | October 31st | All the News | Kimitation Nation | The Twin Factor | Animal Attraction | Monkey Ninjas in Space | Ron the Man | Low Budget
Season Two: Naked Genius | Grudge Match | Two to Tutor | The Ron Factor | Car Trouble | Rufus in Show | Adventures in Rufus-Sitting | Job Unfair | The Golden Years | Virtu-Ron | The Fearless Ferret | Exchange | Rufus vs. Commodore Puddles | Day of the Snowmen | A Sitch in Time | A Very Possible Christmas | Queen Bebe | Hidden Talent | Return to Camp Wannaweep | Go Team Go | The Full Monkey | Blush | Partners | Oh Boyz | Sick Day | The Truth Hurts | Mother's Day | Motor Ed | Ron Millionaire | Triple S | Rewriting History
Season Three: Steal Wheels | Emotion Sickness | Bonding | Bad Boy | Showdown at the Crooked D | Dimension Twist | So the Drama | Overdue | Roachie | Rappin' Drakken | Team Impossible | Gorilla Fist | And the Mole Rat Will Be CGI
Season Four: Ill Suited | The Big Job | Trading Faces | The Cupid Effect | Car Alarm | Mad Dogs and Aliens | Grande Size Me | Clothes Minded | Big Bother | Fashion Victim | Odds Man In | Stop Team Go | Cap'n Drakken | Mathter and Fervent | The Mentor of Our Discontent | Oh No! Yono! | Clean Slate | Homecoming Upset | Chasing Rufus | Nursery Crimes | Larry's Birthday | Graduation

Objects

SADI | Neuro-Compliance Chip | Lotus Blade | Kimmunicator | Silver Cutlass | The Attitudinator | Amulet of the Monkey King | Molecular Muscle Enhancer | Naco | Diablo Sauce | Giant Laser Drill | Pop Pop's Mini Corn Dogs | Pop Pop's Blimp

Locations

Middleton | Middleton High School | Middleton Mall | Bueno Nacho | Smarty Mart | Possible House | Stoppable House | Club Banana | Middleton Space Center | Middleton Medical Center | Camp Wannaweep | Yamanouchi Ninja School | Forbidden City Museum | Pickle on a Pike | Middleton Institute of Science and Technology | Middleton Magnetic Institute | Middleton Geological Center | Middleton Motor Lodge | University of Upperton | Canada | Tokyo | Japan | Port Mystic Cove Haven

Songs

Call Me, Beep Me! | Could it Be | Rappin' Drakken | Naked Mole Rap | Say The Word | Pop Pop's Mini Corn Dogs (song) | It's Just You









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