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"Rappin' Drakken" is a song performed by Dr. Drakken in the Kim Possible episode of the same name. In the song, he explains his plan to use his newly-developed shampoo to brainwash the citizens of Middleton.

Lyrics

[speech]

Shego, give me a beat. Yes... Shego? Give me a beat, Shego. SHEGO! Fine. Hmph - if you want a beat done right...

(beatboxing) Yo! Yo! Yo!

I used to be Drew!

One day I turned blue!
As a suede shoe or berry

It makes me look scary!

Then I pony-tailed my hair-y,

Got me a nasty scar

And a funky fresh flying car!

Now Drew be Dr. Drakken,

So quit that yakkin'!

Think I'm out? Ha! I'm back in!

My lippy sidekick Shego,

She kicks me in my ego!
Got some freaky glowing hands,

Mocks my super-genius plans,

Makes me do my defeat dance!

Breakdown? Oh, come on...oh, g--gaah - Baaah!

Had dreams to rule the world,

Or build a better robot girl!

All end in rejection

So after introspection

I turned my career in another direction!

Thanks to one all-that teen,

Mr. Mean is squeaky clean!

Though my face is still blue,

Tell you what I can do:

Sell y'all some freaky shampoo!


Lather, rinse, and obey!

It's time to wash your hair today!

You may think I'm a villain,

Yo, I'm just chilling!

Come on, let me hear you say

Lather, rinse, and obey!

I'm a player just playing his play!

My product's in a rap song,
Time to get your wash on

With Dr. D's brainwashing shampoo and cranium rinse!

For Sheezy, it's off the heezy!





v - e - d
Kim Poss
Media
Kim PossibleKim Possible: What's the Switch?Kim Possible: KimmunicatorKim Possible: Revenge of Monkey FistKim Possible 2: Drakken's DemiseKim Possible 3: Team PossibleKim Possible: Global GeminiLilo and Stitch: The SeriesPhineas and FerbKim Possible World Showcase Adventure
Books
Bueno NachoShowdown at Camp WannaweepThe New RonDownhillKilligan's IslandMonkey BuisnessAttack of the Killer BebesRoyal PainTweeb TroubleExtremeGrudge MatchClonedCode Word: KimThe Kim Possible FilesSave the World KitPick a Villain!: Badical BattlesPick a Villain!: Game On!Pick a Villain!: Masters of MayhemPick a Villain!: So Not the Drama!
Characters
Heroes: Kim PossibleRon StoppableRufusWadeDr. Ann PossibleDr. James PossibleJim and Tim PossibleMr. StoppableMrs. StoppableHana StoppableMoniqueSteve BarkinBonnie RockwallerNedNana PossibleTeam GoMartin SmartyArtie SmartyTeam ImpossibleBetty DirectorCousin LarryVivian Francis PorterFelix RentonZita FloresMaster SenseiYoriSlim PossibleJoss PossibleYonoMegoHegoWego TwinsSteel ToePain KingProfessor AcariConnie RockwallerLonnie RockwallerMrs. RockwallerTaraJessicaHopeMarcellaLizCrystalFranklin BarkinWayneShaunReuben StoppableVinnieBig MikeMr. McHenryJuniorPrince WallyWanda WongToshimiruAlan PlattAkuteOfficer HobbleAmeliaPop Pop PorterKyoko YoshikoNakasumi-SanTimothy NorthSADIMiddleton High School CheerleadersWill DuCyrus BortelOh BoyzRoachie

Villians: Dr. DrakkenShegoMonkey FistDuff KilliganSeñor Senior, SeniorSeñor Senior, JuniorAmy HallGil MossCamille LeonFrugal LucreBebeAdrena LynnGeminiProfessor DementorFashionistasWarmongaWarhokEdward LipskyFalsetto JonesNanny MaimHank PerkinsStone GorillaJackie the JackalAviariusFukushimaKnights of RodeganMalcolm NeviousElectronique

Episodes
Season One: CrushSink or SwimThe New RonTick-Tick-TickDownhillBueno NachoNumber OneMind GamesAttack of the Killer BebesRoyal PainCoach PossiblePain King vs. CleopatraMonkey Fist StrikesOctober 31stAll the NewsKimitation NationThe Twin FactorAnimal AttractionMonkey Ninjas in SpaceRon the ManLow Budget

Season Two: Naked GeniusGrudge MatchTwo to TutorThe Ron FactorCar TroubleRufus in ShowAdventures in Rufus-SittingJob UnfairThe Golden YearsVirtu-RonThe Fearless FerretExchangeRufus vs. Commodore PuddlesDay of the SnowmenA Sitch in TimeA Very Possible ChristmasQueen BebeHidden TalentReturn to Camp WannaweepGo Team GoThe Full MonkeyBlushPartnersOh BoyzSick DayThe Truth HurtsMother's DayMotor EdRon MillionaireTriple SRewriting History
Season Three: Steal WheelsEmotion SicknessBondingBad BoyShowdown at the Crooked DDimension TwistSo the DramaOverdueRoachieRappin' DrakkenTeam ImpossibleGorilla FistAnd the Mole Rat Will Be CGI
Season Four: Ill SuitedThe Big JobTrading FacesThe Cupid EffectCar AlarmMad Dogs and AliensGrande Size MeClothes MindedBig BotherFashion VictimOdds Man InStop Team GoCap'n DrakkenMathter and FerventThe Mentor of Our DiscontentOh No! Yono!Clean SlateHomecoming UpsetChasing RufusNursery CrimesLarry's BirthdayGraduation

Objects
SADINeuro-Compliance ChipLotus BladeKimmunicatorSilver CutlassThe AttitudinatorAmulet of the Monkey KingMolecular Muscle EnhancerNacoDiablo SauceGiant Laser DrillPop Pop's Mini Corn DogsPop Pop's BlimpBondo Ball
Locations
MiddletonMiddleton High SchoolMiddleton MallBueno NachoSmarty MartPossible HouseStoppable HouseClub BananaMiddleton Space CenterMiddleton Medical CenterCamp WannaweepYamanouchi Ninja SchoolForbidden City MuseumPickle on a PikeMiddleton Institute of Science and TechnologyMiddleton Magnetic InstituteMiddleton Geological CenterMiddleton Motor LodgeUniversity of UppertonCanadaTokyoJapanPort Mystic Cove Haven
Songs
Call Me, Beep Me!Could it BeRappin' DrakkenNaked Mole RapSay The WordPop Pop's Mini Corn Dogs (song)It's Just You









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