The "Pirate Alien Salesman" is an alien dressed in pirate attire from an futuristic time period who appears in Future-Worm!. He sold Danny and Fyootch the crystal, but not before warning them about it's side-effects.


The alien has jungle green skin, a brown-grey long-sleeved outfit, a black pirate hat and five eyes, with the middle one being the only that isn't covered by an eyepatch.