Petey's King of France Originally performed by Composer Lyrics Performer(s) Peg Leg Pete Length 1:26 Films Mickey, Donald and Goofy: The Three Musketeers Shows Attractions Video games Albums Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers Original Soundtrack Preceded by Followed by

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Petey's King of France is the villain song featured in Mickey, Donald and Goofy: The Three Musketeers. It is sung by Pete (Jim Cummings) as he realizes his plan to dominate France is working and has a large chance of succeeding.

Lyrics

Pete: I was born to cheat and lie

I'm a mean rotten guy

When you ask me why I'm nasty, here's my reason why

At that stork delivery mommy screamed

(Pete's Mother Impression): Woe is me, such a dork.

Hey, Mr. Stork

Behold my misery

Pete is ghastly, Pete's a blob, Pete's a nasty naughty slob

Pete (normal voice): Can it sister, I'm the mister who will get the job

So I'm nasty I'm no good

I'll be king, knock on wood

I'll impress ya, though I'm just a common lowly hood ha!

If you can't be loved be feared

Don't get shoved, sheep get smeared

Be the king pull the string

Or else you might get speared

I'm so happy I could dance, seize my change, I'll advance

Come and cheer me, love and fear me,

Petey's King of France (seven second instrumental)

Come and cheer me, love and fear me

Petey's King of Fraaaaaaaaaaaance

(Er, why'd the music stop?)