On the Open Road
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Added by JeremyCreekThis song was included on the VHS Disney Sing-Along Songs: Honor to Us All.
Lyrics
- Goofy: Do ya need a break from modern livin'?
- Do ya long to shed your weary load?
- If your nerves are raw
- And your brain is fried
- Just grab a friend and take a ride
- Together upon the open road
- C'mon, Maxie! Ah-yuk!
- Max: All in all, I'd rather have detention
- All in all, I'd rather eat a toad
- Goofy: Yuck!
- Max: And the old man drives like such a klutz
- That I'm about to hurl my guts
- Directly upon the open road
- Goofy: There's nothin' can upset me
- 'Cause now we're on our way
- Our trusty map will guide us straight and true
- Max: Roxanne, please don't forget me
- I will return someday
- Though I may be in traction when I do
- Goofy: Me and Max relaxin' like the old days
- Max: This is worse than dragon breath and acne
- Goofy: In a buddy-buddy kind of mode
- Max: I'm so mad
- I think I may explode
- Goofy: When I see that highway, I could cry
- Max: Ya know, that's funny
- So could I
- Both: Just bein' out on the open road
- Female Country Singers: Howdy, boys
- Is this the way to Nashville?
- Tow Truck Driver: Watch it, Mac!
- Or you'll be gettin' towed
- Prisoner: I'm in no hurry to arrive
- 'Cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five
- The next time I see the open road
- Small Man: Just a week of rest and relaxtion
- Large Woman: Yeah!
- Small Man: And the odd romantic episode
- Max: Very odd!
- Mickey Mouse: It's Californ-eye-ay or bust
- Old Lady: Look out, you dirtbags
- Eat my dust
- From now on, I own the open road!
- Goofy: Just me and little Maxie
- My pipsqueak pioneer
- Nuns: Their car ventures forever westward ho
- Nuns and Goofy: Yeehaw!
- Max: Could someone call a taxi
- And get me outta here
- To Beverly Hills 9-0-2-1-0
- Chorus and Goofy: Every day another new adventure
- Every mile another new zip code
- And the cares we had are gone for good
- Max: And I'd go with them if I could
- Goofy and Chorus: I've got no strings on me
- I'm feelin' fancy-free
- How wonderful to be
- On the open road!