Max: There are times you drive me, shall we say, bananas.
And your mind is missing, no offense, a screw.
Goofy: None taken.
Max: Still whatever mess I land in,
Who was always understandin'?
Nobody else but you.
Goofy: Oh, your moodiness is now and then bewilderin'.
And your values may be, so to speak, askew!
Who deserves a hero's trophy,
As we face each cat-a-strophy?
Nobody else but you!
Both: Nobody else but you,
It's just our luck, we're stuck together.
Nobody else but you,
Is crazy enough
To believe we'll come through...
Max: So your jokes are all, let's face it, prehistoric!
Goofy: And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo!
Both: But when life becomes distressin',
Who will I be S.O.S'n?
Max: If you're having trouble guessing, here's a clue...
Though he seems intoxicated,
He's just highly animated!
And he's nobody else,
Both: Nobody else but you!
We've turned into, a true blue duo!
Hard times, we've had a few...
Goofy: Like we're thrown in the drink...
Max: Like we're tossed outta town...
Both: But when I start to sink,
Hey, I'd rather go down...
With nobody else, but...
Y - O - U!
[Goofy kisses Max]
Max: Aww, Dad!