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"Naked Mole Rap" is an improvisational song performed by Ron and Rufus on a talent show in the Kim Possible episode "Rappin' Drakken". It is in response to the song by Dr. Drakken, intended to buy Kim some more time to defeat him. It was initially going to be used as just a creative autobiographical story for a Mr. Barkin's assignment, but Ron kept procrastinating on the paper. With less than one week, out of six weeks, he finally decided to make the paper on how he met Rufus. He finally was getting around to writing the paper when he needed to buy time for Kim by singing his paper. Ron received a B- on the song, "Naked Mole Rap," by both the TV show's host and Mr. Barkin.

This song appears on the Disney Television Classics disc of the Disney Classics album.

The name of the song is based on "naked mole rat," which is a name for a type of rodent.

Lyrics

(Hit it!)

Yo, listen up, Happa Hallo from Ron
"Naked Mole Rap" is the name of the song

Here's the story, in all it's glory
Ain't hidin' nothin', you'll know what the truth is, how Ron met Rufus!
Never heard a cat bark
Never heard a puppy purr
My dad's allergic to every kind of fur
So I searched for hairless pets on the Internet
Saw a jpeg of a pink thing...
Gonna need sunscreen!

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
Uh huh! What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Hey, wait, I can't hear the girls sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)

I heard'a Smartie Mart was havin' a sale on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail!
It seemed to be this could be a solution
The perfect pet for my dad's sense of constitution!
So the manager came to open the cage
He said, "You know this pet's hairless?"
I said, "I couldn't care less!"
Handed him to me, said, "Be careful, don't drop it, and do you want this cage?"
"No, I'll keep him in my pocket!"
(Yay-hay!)

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Come on y'all, let the girls sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
Hey Wait I can't hear the girls sing

(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Gonna buy me some bling-bling!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)

What're we missin' here?
(Rufus, the naked mole rat!)

Can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Oh, can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Look at the camera, say, "Cheese!"
(Cheese!)
Smile for the camera say, "Cheese!"
Can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Oh, can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Look at the camera, say, "Cheese!"
(Cheese!)
Smile for the camera say, "Cheese!"

We go to Bueno Nacho, chimerito and a naco
Always grande size and why not? I'm buyin'!
Rufus in my pocket, you can't stop it, can't top it
Don't drop it, you might just pop it!
Rufus and Ron Stoppable, with our best friend: Kim Possible
We're not afraid of any attack
I say, "Yo, KP, we got your back!"

(Hai-yah!)

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
What is that? Super freaky thing!
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Come on y'all, let those girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)

Yeah! (This ain't no, no freak-o!)
Yeah that's right, it's the naked mole rap!
Come on y'all, it's the naked mole rap!
Yeah, that's right, it's the naked mole rap!
Come on y'all, it's the naked mole rap!
Listen to the naked mole rat!
(Muah! Buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye... [fades out])


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Media

Kim Possible | Kim Possible: What's the Switch? | Kim Possible: Kimmunicator | Kim Possible: Revenge of Monkey Fist | Kim Possible 2: Drakken's Demise | Kim Possible 3: Team Possible | Kim Possible: Global Gemini | Lilo and Stitch: The Series | Phineas and Ferb | Kim Possible World Showcase Adventure

Books

Bueno Nacho | Showdown at Camp Wannaweep | The New Ron | Downhill | Killigan's Island | Monkey Buisness | Attack of the Killer Bebes | Royal Pain | Tweeb Trouble | Extreme | Grudge Match | Cloned | Code Word: Kim | The Kim Possible Files | Save the World Kit | Pick a Villain!: Badical Battles | Pick a Villain!: Game On! | Pick a Villain!: Masters of Mayhem | Pick a Villain!: So Not the Drama!

Disney Parks

Kim Possible World Showcase Adventure

Characters

Heroes: Kim Possible | Ron Stoppable | Rufus | Wade | Dr. Ann Possible | Dr. James Possible | Jim and Tim Possible | Mr. Stoppable | Mrs. Stoppable | Hana Stoppable | Monique | Steve Barkin | Bonnie Rockwaller | Ned | Nana Possible | Team Go | Martin Smarty | Artie Smarty | Team Impossible | Betty Director | Cousin Larry | Vivian Francis Porter | Felix Renton | Zita Flores | Master Sensei | Yori | Slim Possible | Joss Possible | Yono | Mego | Hego | Wego Twins | Steel Toe | Pain King | Professor Acari | Connie Rockwaller | Lonnie Rockwaller | Mrs. Rockwaller | Tara | Jessica | Hope | Marcella | Liz | Crystal | Franklin Barkin | Wayne | Shaun | Reuben Stoppable | Vinnie | Big Mike | Mr. McHenry | Junior | Prince Wally | Wanda Wong | Toshimiru | Alan Platt | Akute | Officer Hobble | Amelia | Pop Pop Porter | Kyoko Yoshiko | Nakasumi-San | Timothy North | SADI | Middleton High School Cheerleaders | Will Du | Cyrus Bortel | Oh Boyz | Roachie
Villians: Dr. Drakken | Shego | Monkey Fist | Duff Killigan | Señor Senior, Senior | Señor Senior, Junior | Amy Hall | Gil Moss | Camille Leon | Frugal Lucre | Bebe | Adrena Lynn | Gemini | Professor Dementor | Fashionistas | Warmonga | Warhok | Edward Lipsky | Falsetto Jones | Nanny Maim | Hank Perkins | Stone Gorilla | Jackie the Jackal | Aviarius | Fukushima | Knights of Rodegan | Malcolm Nevious | Electronique

Episodes

Season One: Crush | Sink or Swim | The New Ron | Tick-Tick-Tick | Downhill | Bueno Nacho | Number One | Mind Games | Attack of the Killer Bebes | Royal Pain | Coach Possible | Pain King vs. Cleopatra | Monkey Fist Strikes | October 31st | All the News | Kimitation Nation | The Twin Factor | Animal Attraction | Monkey Ninjas in Space | Ron the Man | Low Budget
Season Two: Naked Genius | Grudge Match | Two to Tutor | The Ron Factor | Car Trouble | Rufus in Show | Adventures in Rufus-Sitting | Job Unfair | The Golden Years | Virtu-Ron | The Fearless Ferret | Exchange | Rufus vs. Commodore Puddles | Day of the Snowmen | A Sitch in Time | A Very Possible Christmas | Queen Bebe | Hidden Talent | Return to Camp Wannaweep | Go Team Go | The Full Monkey | Blush | Partners | Oh Boyz | Sick Day | The Truth Hurts | Mother's Day | Motor Ed | Ron Millionaire | Triple S | Rewriting History
Season Three: Steal Wheels | Emotion Sickness | Bonding | Bad Boy | Showdown at the Crooked D | Dimension Twist | So the Drama | Overdue | Roachie | Rappin' Drakken | Team Impossible | Gorilla Fist | And the Mole Rat Will Be CGI
Season Four: Ill Suited | The Big Job | Trading Faces | The Cupid Effect | Car Alarm | Mad Dogs and Aliens | Grande Size Me | Clothes Minded | Big Bother | Fashion Victim | Odds Man In | Stop Team Go | Cap'n Drakken | Mathter and Fervent | The Mentor of Our Discontent | Oh No! Yono! | Clean Slate | Homecoming Upset | Chasing Rufus | Nursery Crimes | Larry's Birthday | Graduation

Objects

SADI | Neuro-Compliance Chip | Lotus Blade | Kimmunicator | Silver Cutlass | The Attitudinator | Amulet of the Monkey King | Molecular Muscle Enhancer | Naco | Diablo Sauce | Giant Laser Drill | Pop Pop's Mini Corn Dogs | Pop Pop's Blimp

Locations

Middleton | Middleton High School | Middleton Mall | Bueno Nacho | Smarty Mart | Possible House | Stoppable House | Club Banana | Middleton Space Center | Middleton Medical Center | Camp Wannaweep | Yamanouchi Ninja School | Forbidden City Museum | Pickle on a Pike | Middleton Institute of Science and Technology | Middleton Magnetic Institute | Middleton Geological Center | Middleton Motor Lodge | University of Upperton | Canada | Tokyo | Japan | Port Mystic Cove Haven

Songs

Call Me, Beep Me! | Could it Be | Rappin' Drakken | Naked Mole Rap | Say The Word | Pop Pop's Mini Corn Dogs (song) | It's Just You

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