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"Naked Mole Rap" is an improvisational song performed by Ron and Rufus on a talent show in the Kim Possible episode "Rappin' Drakken". It is in response to the song by Dr. Drakken, intended to buy Kim some more time to defeat him. It was initially going to be used as just a creative autobiographical story for a Mr. Barkin's assignment, but Ron kept procrastinating on the paper. With less than one week, out of six weeks, he finally decided to make the paper on how he met Rufus. He finally was getting around to writing the paper when he needed to buy time for Kim by singing his paper. Ron received a B- on the song, "Naked Mole Rap," by both the TV show's host and Mr. Barkin.

This song appears on the Disney Television Classics disc of the Disney Classics album.

The name of the song is based on "naked mole rat," which is a name for a type of rodent.

Lyrics

(Hit it!)

Yo, listen up, Happa Hallo from Ron
"Naked Mole Rap" is the name of the song

Here's the story, in all it's glory
Ain't hidin' nothin', you'll know what the truth is, how Ron met Rufus!
Never heard a cat bark
Never heard a puppy purr
My dad's allergic to every kind of fur
So I searched for hairless pets on the Internet
Saw a jpeg of a pink thing...
Gonna need sunscreen!

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
Uh huh! What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Hey, wait, I can't hear the girls sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)

I heard'a Smartie Mart was havin' a sale on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail!
It seemed to be this could be a solution
The perfect pet for my dad's sense of constitution!
So the manager came to open the cage
He said, "You know this pet's hairless?"
I said, "I couldn't care less!"
Handed him to me, said, "Be careful, don't drop it, and do you want this cage?"
"No, I'll keep him in my pocket!"
(Yay-hay!)

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Come on y'all, let the girls sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
Hey, wait! I can't hear the girls sing

(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Gonna buy me some bling-bling!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)

What're we missin' here?
(Rufus, the naked mole rat!)

Can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Oh, can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Look at the camera, say, "Cheese!"
(Cheese!)
Smile for the camera say, "Cheese!"
Can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Oh, can I get a boo-yah?
(Boo-yah!)
Look at the camera, say, "Cheese!"
(Cheese!)
Smile for the camera say, "Cheese!"

We go to Bueno Nacho, chimerito and a naco
Always grande size and why not? I'm buyin'!
Rufus in my pocket, you can't stop it, can't top it
Don't drop it, you might just pop it!
Rufus and Ron Stoppable, with our best friend: Kim Possible
We're not afraid of any attack
I say, "Yo, KP, we got your back!"

(Hai-yah!)

What is that? That freaky thing?
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)
What is that? Super freaky thing!
(Yes, that's right, it's a naked mole rat)
Come on y'all, let those girlies sing!
(Listen to the naked mole rap!)

Yeah! (This ain't no, no freak-o!)
Yeah that's right, it's the naked mole rap!
Come on y'all, it's the naked mole rap!
Yeah, that's right, it's the naked mole rap!
Come on y'all, it's the naked mole rap!
Listen to the naked mole rat!
(Muah! Buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye, buh-bye... [fades out])


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Kim Poss
Media
Kim PossibleKim Possible: What's the Switch?Kim Possible: KimmunicatorKim Possible: Revenge of Monkey FistKim Possible 2: Drakken's DemiseKim Possible 3: Team PossibleKim Possible: Global GeminiLilo and Stitch: The SeriesPhineas and FerbKim Possible World Showcase Adventure
Books
Bueno NachoShowdown at Camp WannaweepThe New RonDownhillKilligan's IslandMonkey BuisnessAttack of the Killer BebesRoyal PainTweeb TroubleExtremeGrudge MatchClonedCode Word: KimThe Kim Possible FilesSave the World KitPick a Villain!: Badical BattlesPick a Villain!: Game On!Pick a Villain!: Masters of MayhemPick a Villain!: So Not the Drama!
Characters
Heroes: Kim PossibleRon StoppableRufusWadeDr. Ann PossibleDr. James PossibleJim and Tim PossibleMr. StoppableMrs. StoppableHana StoppableMoniqueSteve BarkinBonnie RockwallerNedNana PossibleTeam GoMartin SmartyArtie SmartyTeam ImpossibleBetty DirectorCousin LarryVivian Francis PorterFelix RentonZita FloresMaster SenseiYoriSlim PossibleJoss PossibleYonoMegoHegoWego TwinsSteel ToePain KingProfessor AcariConnie RockwallerLonnie RockwallerMrs. RockwallerTaraJessicaHopeMarcellaLizCrystalFranklin BarkinWayneShaunReuben StoppableVinnieBig MikeMr. McHenryJuniorPrince WallyWanda WongToshimiruAlan PlattAkuteOfficer HobbleAmeliaPop Pop PorterKyoko YoshikoNakasumi-SanTimothy NorthSADIMiddleton High School CheerleadersWill DuCyrus BortelOh BoyzRoachie

Villians: Dr. DrakkenShegoMonkey FistDuff KilliganSeñor Senior, SeniorSeñor Senior, JuniorAmy HallGil MossCamille LeonFrugal LucreBebeAdrena LynnGeminiProfessor DementorFashionistasWarmongaWarhokEdward LipskyFalsetto JonesNanny MaimHank PerkinsStone GorillaJackie the JackalAviariusFukushimaKnights of RodeganMalcolm NeviousElectronique

Episodes
Season One: CrushSink or SwimThe New RonTick-Tick-TickDownhillBueno NachoNumber OneMind GamesAttack of the Killer BebesRoyal PainCoach PossiblePain King vs. CleopatraMonkey Fist StrikesOctober 31stAll the NewsKimitation NationThe Twin FactorAnimal AttractionMonkey Ninjas in SpaceRon the ManLow Budget

Season Two: Naked GeniusGrudge MatchTwo to TutorThe Ron FactorCar TroubleRufus in ShowAdventures in Rufus-SittingJob UnfairThe Golden YearsVirtu-RonThe Fearless FerretExchangeRufus vs. Commodore PuddlesDay of the SnowmenA Sitch in TimeA Very Possible ChristmasQueen BebeHidden TalentReturn to Camp WannaweepGo Team GoThe Full MonkeyBlushPartnersOh BoyzSick DayThe Truth HurtsMother's DayMotor EdRon MillionaireTriple SRewriting History
Season Three: Steal WheelsEmotion SicknessBondingBad BoyShowdown at the Crooked DDimension TwistSo the DramaOverdueRoachieRappin' DrakkenTeam ImpossibleGorilla FistAnd the Mole Rat Will Be CGI
Season Four: Ill SuitedThe Big JobTrading FacesThe Cupid EffectCar AlarmMad Dogs and AliensGrande Size MeClothes MindedBig BotherFashion VictimOdds Man InStop Team GoCap'n DrakkenMathter and FerventThe Mentor of Our DiscontentOh No! Yono!Clean SlateHomecoming UpsetChasing RufusNursery CrimesLarry's BirthdayGraduation

Objects
SADINeuro-Compliance ChipLotus BladeKimmunicatorSilver CutlassThe AttitudinatorAmulet of the Monkey KingMolecular Muscle EnhancerNacoDiablo SauceGiant Laser DrillPop Pop's Mini Corn DogsPop Pop's BlimpBondo Ball
Locations
MiddletonMiddleton High SchoolMiddleton MallBueno NachoSmarty MartPossible HouseStoppable HouseClub BananaMiddleton Space CenterMiddleton Medical CenterCamp WannaweepYamanouchi Ninja SchoolForbidden City MuseumPickle on a PikeMiddleton Institute of Science and TechnologyMiddleton Magnetic InstituteMiddleton Geological CenterMiddleton Motor LodgeUniversity of UppertonCanadaTokyoJapanPort Mystic Cove Haven
Songs
Call Me, Beep Me!Could it BeRappin' DrakkenNaked Mole RapSay The WordPop Pop's Mini Corn Dogs (song)It's Just You