" What? I'm a real dragon!"
"Just once chance. Is that too much too ask? I mean, it's not like it'll kill ya."
Mushy accidentally shatters the Great Stone Dragon
"Don't even worry about it! I will not lose face!"
"Ow! My elbow! Oh, oh, I know I twisted something."
"Did I hear someone ask for a miracle?"
"So heed my word! Cause if the army finds out you'e a girl, the penalty is DEATH!"
"I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful the pleasurable..."
"...the indestructible Mushu!"
"Dragon, not lizard, I don't do that tonuge thing."
"Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow! Dis..."
"CHICKEN BOY?!" Say that to my face, ya limp noodle!"
"Rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty!"
"Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!"
"Wait! You forgot your sword! (sniffles) My little baby out to destroy people!
"This is not a good idea. What if somebody sees you?"
"We're DOOMED! There's a couple of guys I know are bound to notice!"
"Bleech! What a nasty flavor!"
"Hey, don't look at me. I ain't biting no more butts."
"Yeah, sure. GO TO YOUR TENT!"
"I think it's time we took this war to our own hands..."
"Pack your bags, Cri-kee! We're movin' out!"
Mushu accidentally launches a rocket, giving Shang's troops positions to the Huns (and pathetically tries to blame Cri-Kee for it).
"Oh sure, save the horse."
"You missed! How could you miss?! He was three feet in front of you!"
Mushu shield surfing to find Mulan
Mushu pulls out the head revealing it to be a Hun's
"Man you are one lucky bug!"
With Mulan's gender exposed, Mushu gasps in horror as Chi-Fu orders Shang to kill her as penalty.
"WHAT?! Whaddya mean you're not lucky?! You...lied to me?"
"Did you see those Huns?! They popped outta the snow...like daises!"
"Let's go kick some Hunny-buns!
"Now that's what I call Mongolian BBQ."
"Our little baby's grown up and savin' China! You have a tissue?"
Mulan thanks Mushu for his help.