- “I can't drive. I'm a goose.”
- ―Mr. Goose
Shortly after she turns two lizards into footmen, the fairy godmother comes across a large goose which she turns into a coachman for the golden carriage she conjured up earlier. As it becomes human, the goose protests that he can't drive, causing Ella to giggle.
Nonetheless, the goose coachman manages to drive Ella to the royal palace and drives Ella out afterwards to the best of his abilities.
Like the lizard footmen, even in human form, the goose coachman still retains goose characteristics in terms of his coloring (orange stockings representing goose legs and a white overcoat representing feathers).