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"Mortimer Mouse" is a song from the animated series Disney's House of Mouse. In the episode "Ladies' Night", Mortimer Mouse was going to perform this song, but Minnie (with the help of Hyacinth Hippo) kicked him out for flirting with Clarabelle. When Minnie realized he was performing, she, Clarabelle, and Daisy sang the song instead. However, the audiences didn't like it at first due to the song praising Mortimer, but the girls fixed that by adjusting the lyrics so they insulted him.

Lines 1-10 of the song is praising Mortimer, while lines 14 onwards has the song insulting Mortimer. Lines 11-13 is the intermission, filled with normal speech by Minnie and Daisy, and the audiences booing the song's lyrics that are praising Mortimer.

Lyrics

Minnie: Who's the guy that you and I just love to adore?
Daisy: Who's got looks and brains and brawn and talent galore?
Clarabelle: And every time he takes a bow, they're screaming for more?
All: Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse! [4]

Daisy: (Oh, brother, who wrote these lyrics?)
Clarabelle: (I'll give ya three guesses!) [6]

Minnie: Who is smart, successful, brilliant, handsome, and tall?
Daisy: Style, grace, gorgeous face, who has it all?
Clarabelle: Who's a blend of John and George and Ringo and Paul?
All: Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse! [10]

(audience booing)
Minnie: (Uh Oh, this isn't working.)
Daisy: (We'll handle this!) [13]

Minnie: He can play Othello, Hamlet, Lear and MacBeth!
His talent knocked the critics dead! [15]

Daisy: So did his breath. [16]

Clarabelle: And what a face, why Frankenstein got scared half to death
All: When he saw Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse! [18]

Daisy: It's working!

Minnie: Uh huh!

Minnie: I wanna see him on a stage! [19]

Daisy: There's one leaving at noon. [20]

Minnie: His popularity's huge! [21]

Clarabelle: Unlike his IQ. [22]

Minnie: He never lies, cheats or steals. [23]

Daisy: Unless nobody knows. [24]

Minnie: His talent has no end! [25]

Clarabelle: Just like his nose! [26]

Minnie: Oh, who's the best above the rest, a genius and whiz?
Daisy: Who's got the clout, without a doubt's the best in the biz?
Minnie and Clarabelle: Who's the guy who's perfect 'cause he says that he is?
All: Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse! [30]

Let's give him a hand, a tip of the hat!
Let's give him a cheer, a hearty congrat!
Clarabelle: Is he a mouse or just a big giant rat?
All: He's Mortimer Mouse!
Minnie: He brings down the house!
Clarabelle: Who cares that he's obnoxious, and a jerk and a louse?
All: He's Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer, Mortimer Mouse!
Daisy: We're speaking of the man he loves. [38]

Trivia

  • When Clarabelle says that Mortimer is the blend of John, Paul, George, and Ringo she's talking about the popular 60s band The Beatles.


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Media

House of Mouse | Mickey's Magical Christmas | Mickey's House of Villains

Characters

Main Characters: Mickey Mouse | Minnie Mouse | Donald Duck | Daisy Duck | Goofy | Pluto | Pete | Max Goof | Huey, Dewey and Louie | Clarabelle Cow | Horace Horsecollar | Gus Goose | Mortimer Mouse | Ludwig Von Drake | Mike the Microphone | Chip and Dale
Recurring Guests: Timon | Pumbaa | Jafar | Iago | Hades | Mushu | Cri-Kee | Ariel | Jiminy Cricket | Pinocchio | Belle | Beast | Lumière | Gaston | Dumbo | Timothy Q. Mouse | Mad Hatter | Shere Khan | The Three Little Pigs | Cruella De Vil | Grumpy | Magic Mirror | Aladdin | Jasmine | Cinderella | Maleficent | Pain and Panic

Episodes

Season One: "The Stolen Cartoons" | "Big Bad Wolf Daddy" | "The Three Caballeros" | "Goofy's Valentine Date" | "Unplugged Club" | "Timon and Pumbaa" | "Gone Goofy" | "Jiminy Cricket" | "Rent Day" | "Donald's Lamp Trade" | "Donald's Pumbaa Prank" | "Thanks to Minnie" | "Pluto Saves the Day"
Season Two: "Daisy's Debut" | "Goofy for a Day" | "Clarabelle's Big Secret" | "The Mouse Who Came to Dinner" | "Max's New Car" | "Not So Goofy" | "Everybody Loves Mickey" | "Max's Embarrassing Date" | "Where's Minnie?" | "Super Goof" | "King Larry Swings In" | "Ladies' Night" | "Dennis the Duck"
Season Three: "Suddenly Hades" | "Pete's One-Man Show" | "House of Crime" | "Mickey and Minnie's Big Vacation" | "Donald and the Aracuan Bird" | "Goofy's Menu Magic" | "Music Day" | "House of Scrooge" | "Donald Wants to Fly" | "Dining Goofy" | "Chip 'n' Dale" | "Humphrey in the House" | "Ask Von Drake" | "Salute to Sports" | "Pluto vs. Figaro" | "House of Magic" | "Mickey vs. Shelby" | "House of Turkey" | "Clarabelle's Christmas List" | "Pete's Christmas Caper" | "Snow Day" | "Pete's House of Villains" | "Halloween With Hades" | "House Ghosts" | "House of Genius" | "Mickey and the Culture Clash"

Songs

Rockin' at the House of Mouse | Mortimer Mouse | Soup or Salad, Fries or Biscuits, Extra Olives, Donuts | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo | Big Bad Wolf Daddy | A Parrot's Life for Me | Let's Slay the Beast | The Ludwig Von Drake Song | It's Our House Now! | The Best Christmas of All | Grim Grinning Ghosts | Humphrey Hop | Everybody Wants to Be a Woof | I Wanna Be Like M-O-You | Pink Elephants on Parade | My Name is Panchito | Boom-Da-Boom | We Are the Three Caballeros | Me the Mouse (and I'm the Duck) (Reprise) | Daisy Crockett | The Daisy Duckie Room | Minnie Mouse (in the House)

Locations

House of Mouse (night club)

Objects

Maleficent's Staff | Poisoned Apple | Sorcerer Hat | Jafar's Snake Staff

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