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Mel is the owner and sole instructor at Mel Luster's Mating Dance Academy. He caters to both first-time students and also offers a $29.95 refresher course for old married guys. Mel's expertise leads the Pangaean zoo to bring caveman Chang Chang to his school for emergency lessons.
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