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Me the Mouse and I'm the Duck
Me the Mouse and I'm a Duck Reprise

"Me the Mouse (and I'm the Duck)" is a song from the House of Mouse television series episode "Daisy's Debut". Daisy Duck is given a chance to perform a duet with Mickey Mouse at the club, which makes Minnie Mouse feel left out. When Daisy notices this, she fakes a broken leg and has Minnie perform in her place. During their performance, Minnie, having not rehearsed the song earlier, initially misunderstands the lyrics and pronounces the words the same way Mickey does when she's supposed to pronounce them differently, until Mickey clues her in on how it's supposed to go.

Sebastian makes a cameo during the song's bridge.

Lyrics

Mickey: Has anybody seen and anybody heard
All the different ways for saying a word?
I tell ya, my friend, it's really absurd
You'll see

I say ABstract
Daisy: I say abSTRACT
Mickey: I say COMpact
Daisy: I say comPACT
Mickey: I would say CONtract
Daisy: I say conTRACT
Both: Who cares how you pronounce it?
We might as well announce it!
Forever we're together we're stuck!
Mickey: Even though I'm a mouse
Daisy: And I am a duck!

Mickey: I say PERfect!
Daisy: I say perFECT!
Mickey: Well, I say SUBjects!
Daisy: I say subJECTS!
Mickey: This is so COMplex.
Daisy: I say comPLEX!
Both: Who cares the way you say it
Or how the band'll play it?
We're buddies and we're not goin' back!
Mickey: Even though I'm a mouse and go squeak!
Daisy: And I would go quack!

Mickey: Caramel! (CAHR-amel)
Daisy: Caramel! (CAYR-amel)
Mickey: New Orleans!
Daisy: New Orleans! (Or-LEANS)
Mickey: St. Louis!
Daisy: St. Louis (Louie) to me!
Mickey: Lever!
Daisy: Lever! (LEE-ver)
Mickey: CarIbbean!
Daisy: CaribbEan!
Mickey: Paris!
Daisy: Pronounce it Paris! (Par-EE)

Mickey: Well, I say route! (root)
Daisy: And I say route! (rowt)
Mickey: Now don'tcha pout! (poot)
Daisy: I think you mean pout! (powt)
Both: Maybe someday, we'll figure it out
But as long as we're together
It doesn't matter whether
We're never ever down on our luck!
'Cause we're friends
Mickey: Me the mouse
Daisy: And I am a duck!

Both: Bop-a-doo-bop!

(Mickey and Minnie pronounce all the words the same)
Mickey: I say abstract
Minnie: And I say abstract
Mickey: I say compact
Minnie: I-I say compact
Mickey: I say contract
Minnie: And I say contract
Both: Who cares how you pronounce it?
We might as well announce it!
Forever we're together we're stuck!

Mickey: Even though I'm a mouse...
Minnie: And I am a duck!
I'm a duck? Mickey, what is this?

Mickey: J-Just go to the bridge!
Caramel!
Minnie: Caramel!
Mickey: New Orleans!
Minnie: New Orleans!
Mickey: St. Louis!
Minnie: St. Louis, see?
Mickey: Yeah...lever!
Minnie: Lever!
Mickey: Caribbean?
Minnie: Caribbean!
Mickey: Paris, you say Paris! (Par-EE)
Minnie: Oh!

Mickey: Now I say route... (root)
Minnie: Uh-huh.
Mickey: And you say route! (rowt)
Minnie: Okay.
Mickey: Don'tcha pout! (poot)
Minnie: I think you mean pout! (powt)
I got it now! I've figured it out!
Both: And as long as we're together
It doesn't matter whether
We're never ever down on our luck
'Cause we're friends!
Mickey: Me the mouse
Minnie: And I am a duck! I can't believe I did it! How was that?
Mickey: Swell! Really swell.
Minnie: Quack, quack!


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House of Mouse Disney
Media
House of MouseMickey's Magical ChristmasMickey's House of Villains
Characters
Main Characters: Mickey MouseMinnie MouseDonald DuckDaisy DuckGoofyPlutoPeteMax GoofHuey, Dewey, and LouieClarabelle CowHorace HorsecollarGus GooseMortimer MouseLudwig Von DrakeMicrophone MikeChip and Dale

Recurring Guests: TimonPumbaaJafarIagoHadesMushuCri-KeeArielPrince EricKing TritonFlounderSebastianPeter PanTinker BellJiminy CricketPinocchioGeppettoBlue FairyBelleBeastLumiereCogsworthMrs. PottsChip PottsGastonLeFouDumboTimothy Q. MouseMad HatterMowgliShere KhanThe Three Little Pigs Cruella De VilChernabogMufasaSimbaGrumpyThe Evil QueenMagic MirrorAladdinJasmineCinderellaAnastasia TremaineDrizella TremaineLuciferMaleficentPain and PanicUrsulaBaby ShelbyGoat ManEmperor Kuzco

Episodes
Season One: "The Stolen Cartoons" • "Big Bad Wolf Daddy" • "The Three Caballeros" • "Goofy's Valentine Date" • "Unplugged Club" • "Timon and Pumbaa" • "Gone Goofy" • "Jiminy Cricket" • "Rent Day" • "Donald's Lamp Trade" • "Donald's Pumbaa Prank" • "Thanks to Minnie" • "Pluto Saves the Day"

Season Two: "Daisy's Debut" • "Goofy for a Day" • "Clarabelle's Big Secret" • "The Mouse Who Came to Dinner" • "Max's New Car" • "Not So Goofy" • "Everybody Loves Mickey" • "Max's Embarrassing Date" • "Where's Minnie?" • "Super Goof" • "King Larry Swings In" • "Ladies' Night" • "Dennis the Duck"
Season Three: "Suddenly Hades" • "Pete's One-Man Show" • "House of Crime" • "Mickey and Minnie's Big Vacation" • "Donald and the Aracuan Bird" • "Goofy's Menu Magic" • "Music Day" • "House of Scrooge" • "Donald Wants to Fly" • "Dining Goofy" • "Chip 'n' Dale" • "Humphrey in the House" • "Ask Von Drake" • "Salute to Sports" • "Pluto vs. Figaro" • "House of Magic" • "Mickey vs. Shelby" • "House of Turkey" • "Pete's Christmas Caper" • "Clarabelle's Christmas List" •"Snow Day" • "Pete's House of Villains" • "Halloween With Hades" • "House Ghosts" • "House of Genius" • "Mickey and the Culture Clash"

Songs
Rockin' at the House of MouseMortimer MouseSoup or Salad, Fries or Biscuits, Extra Olives, DonutsBibbidi-Bobbidi-BooBig Bad Wolf DaddyA Parrot's Life for MeLet's Slay the BeastThe Ludwig Von Drake SongIt's Our House Now!The Best Christmas of AllGrim Grinning GhostsHumphrey HopEverybody Wants to Be a WoofI Wanna Be Like M-O-YouPink Elephants on ParadeMy Name is PanchitoBoom-Da-BoomWe Are the Three CaballerosMe the Mouse (and I'm the Duck) (Reprise) • Daisy CrockettThe Daisy Duckie RoomMinnie Mouse (in the House)
Locations
House of Mouse (night club)Toontown
Objects
Maleficent's StaffPoisoned AppleSorcerer HatJafar's Snake Staff
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