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Let the Pun Fit the Crime" is a sung by Dr. Screwball Jones and Wander during their battle in the Wander Over Yonder episode "The Boy Wander".

Lyrics

(Accordion intro)

Dr. Screwball Jones:
 Hey there!
Let's have some fun!
Join my good time gang!
Just, one question first?
Rhubarb? Or meringue?
Ha!

We'll make folks happy, through the land!
Have them howling on their knees!
So my little, orange friend,
Lend a hand if you please!
Pow!

Hey, don't look so shocked,
Ain't it about the time,
To let...
the pun...
fit the crime!
Ha!

Wander: Screwball, you try too hard!

Dr. Screwball Jones:
 Doctor Screwball if you please,
I've got an online P.H.D!

Wander:
Folks should be free to find their own happiness;
You can’t force them to have fun!

Dr. Screwball Jones:
 Sure I can, watch this!
Accordion!

(Accordion solo)

Wander: Banjo Retort!

(Banjo solo)

Dr. Screwball Jones: Hey, you're pretty good!

Wander: But I think - that we - both know - it's time to let my Sylvia go!

Dr. Screwball Jones: NEVER!

(Banjo and accordion solo)
(Banjo stops, Accordion plays)

Dr. Screwball Jones: String break!

Dr. Screwball Jones: Here's a joke:
How are you, Just like a lollipop stick?
In the end, you're both worn down by the force of my licks!
Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha!

Ain't it a laugh? HAHA-HAH-HA!
Looks like the end of the line!
So leeeeeeeeet...
The puuuuuuuuun...
Fiiiiiiiiit...
Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Crime.

Production

  • On his blog, Frank Angones revealed that he wrote this song to the tune of Al's polka version of "Bohemian Rhapsody" entitled "Bohemian Polka".

Songwriters

  • Andy Bean
  • Francisco Angones


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Media
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The Shorts: The First Take | The Smile | The Killjoy | The Theme Song | The Bathroom Break | The Planetary Conqueror | The Sharpshooter | The Glitch | The Caller | The Whatever | The Big Finish

Episodes
The Greatest | The Egg | The Picnic | The Fugitives | The Good Deed | The Prisoner | The Pet | The Bad Guy | The Troll | The Box | The Hat | The Little Guy | The Bounty | The Ball | The Hero | The Birthday Boy | The Nice Guy | The Time Bomb | The Fancy Party | The Tourist | The Day | The Night | The Lonely Planet | The Brainstorm | The Party Animal | The Toddler | The Epic Quest of Unfathomable Difficulty!!! | The Void | The Liar | The Stray | The Date | The Buddies | The Big Job | The Helper | The Funk | The Enemies | The Rider | The Gift 2: The Giftening | The Gift

Season 2: The Greater Hater | The Big Day | The Breakfast | The Fremergency Fronfract | The Boy Wander | The Wanders | The Axe | The Loose Screw | The It | The Cool Guy | The Catastrophe | The Rager | The Good Bad Guy | The Battle Royale | The Matchmaker | The New Toy | The Black Cube | The Eye on the Skullship | The Secret Planet | The Bad Hatter | The Hole...Lotta Nuttin' | The Show Stopper | The Cartoon | The Bot | The Family Reunion | The Rival | My Fair Hatey | The Legend | The Bad Neighbors | The Party Poopers | The Waste of Time | The Hot Shot | The Night Out | The Search for Captain Tim | The Heebie Jeebies | The Sick Day | The Sky Guy | The Robomechabotatron | The Flower | The End of the Galaxy

Characters
Wander | Sylvia | Lord Hater | Commander Peepers | Watchdogs | Emperor Awesome | Fist Fighters | Binglebops | King Bingleborp | Doom Dragon | Fleeblebort | Captain Tim | Badlands Dan | Papa Doom | William Wimperson | Oink | Troll | Prince Cashmere | Lords of Illumination | Westley | Moose | Beeza | Sir Brad Starlight | King Draykor | Princess Demurra | Harvax | Stok | Trudi Traveler | Planet Janet | Maurice | King of Flendar | Princess of Flendar | Huckleberry Knucklehead | Queen Entozoa | Lost and Found Guy | Intergalactic Guru | Destructor | Thrax | Little Bits | General Outrage | Wild Card | Brainz | Clipper | Ryder | Lord Dominator | Olive | Dr. Screwball Jones | Sourdough the Evil Sandwich | Stella Starbella | Mittens | King of Sherblorg 7 | Mandrake the Malfeasant | Schmartians | General McGuffin | Something the So and So | The Black Cube of Darkness | Kragthar | Those Two Guys from that Time | Major Threat | Andy the Watchdog | Drill Sergent Watchdog | Chef Watchdog | Dog Walker Watchdog | Giuseppe | Beep Boop | Dorothy | Gram | Bill, Phil & Gil | Melodie | Angela | Jamie & Hank | David | Butler of the High Gnee Council | Gluteus Maximus | High Gnee Council | Orbble & Wilmur Wright | Princess of Binglebopolopolis | Chad | Princess Remora | Slug Boss | Nephew Slug | Slug Grandchildren | Mummy Thugs | Pitt Beast | Ripov | Arachno-Queen | Frankenstein Alien | Phantomimes | Ms. Myrtle | Neckbeard | Bitties | Robomechabotatron | Giant Bee
Songs

Season 1: Wander Over Yonder Main Theme | Hot Dog Eatin' | Bronco's Buck | Mother and Child Y'all | Let's Get Awesome | Commander Peepers' Theme | Lord Hater's Theme | Do You Know the Button Song | Lord Hater's Skeleton Face Metal | My Best Buddy | What's in the Box? | Ride Sylvia Ride | Westley's Song | If You Wander Over Yonder | The Tale of Brad Starlight | It's Your Happy Birthday | Here Comes Wander Now | Take it Easy, Sylvia | Sylvia | Shake Your Deadly Venom Sac | Banjo | Hater and the Queen | Inside Your Mind | Dance Competition | A Night to Remember | The Best Buds Shake | Best Friends Forever | Positive Song | Brahms' Lullaby | Helper | Bein' Evil is Good | Hidin' and Seekin'

Season 2: This Guy's the Real Deal | Hello Song | Gettin' Ready For the Big Day | Gelatinous Bob's | Hater Makes It Better | Let the Pun Fit the Crime | Commander Who's Made His Last Command | Starbella's Theme | We're Gonna Party Like It's Your Last Night Alive | Ask Her a Question | That's How We'll Get Her | Let's All Go Meet Dominator | You're the Greatest | I'm the Bad Guy |My Fair Hatey | Bad Neighbors | The Best You Will Ever See | Groovin' Gal | This is a Girl's Night

Locations

Lord Hater's Spaceship | Binglebopolopolis | Doomstone | Baaaaa-halla | Phunulon | Ballzeria | Buster | Doom Arena | Planet Ziziks | Flendar | Lord Dominatior's Spaceship | Arachnomorph Homeworld
Organizations/Groups
Insurgent Generals | Wander and Sylvia | Bounty Hunters | Lord Dominator's Army | Galactic Villain Leaderboard

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