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In the Empire is the second song in Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars. It is sung by Candace Flynn, Buford Van Stomm and Baljeet Tjinder.

Lyrics

Candace: Ever since I was young,

You know, I hated dissension.

Among my peer group,

It caused a whole lot of tension.

When the other kids were slouching,

I would stand at attention.

And I've always looked so good in white.


Now I'm a bad mamma-jamma

And I rock a mean helmet.

If I see a rebellion

Then you know I'm gonna quell it.

I'm a certified, full-blown,

Armor-wearing zealot

And it feels so good to know I'm always right.

You can see exotic worlds across the galaxy,

In the Empire...

Buford and Baljeet: In the Empire...

Candace: You can be all that they want you want to be,

You get a 401(k) and your meals are free

In the Empire.

Buford and Baljeet: In the Empire...

Candace: In the Empire.

Buford and Baljeet: In the Empire...


Candace: I don't know but I've been told,

The Rebels need to be controlled

We'll round them up and put 'em all in stocks,

But first we've gotta get Darth Vader socks!

It's so not fair!

I mean, why am I still on sock detail when Gladys from Accounting got promoted to Commander, and she doesn't even know how to hold a blaster? No, I mean, really, she failed that part of the exam four times. She held it backwards and upside down. But no, she's a second cousin of some midlevel Darth, and so she gets a promotion? What about me?

If they would just open their eyes, they'd see that I've got everything it takes, I could be the stormiest Stormtrooper evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!

Buford: Ya feelin' better?

Candace: Yeah. Thanks.

You can see exotic worlds across the galaxy,

In the Empire...

Buford and Baljeet: In the Empire...

Candace: You can be all that they want you want to be,

You can march to the beat of conformity

In the Empire.

Buford and Baljeet: In the Empire...

Candace: In the Empire.

Buford and Baljeet: In the Empire...

Candace: In the Empire.

Buford and Baljeet: In the Empire...

Candace: In the Empire!

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