"If Books Could Kill" is the 3rd episode of Season 1 of Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil.
Kick receives an autographed book by Billy Stumps in the mail, but when rushing to his room to read it, he accidentally bumps into Gunther a couple of times, getting his book mixed up with Gunther's due library book. Unfortunately, it's too late for Kick when Gunther puts Kick's book in the library drop-off post, thinking it's his own book. To make matters worse, the Librarian won't let Kick have his book back. Kick and Gunther set up a plan for Kick to sneak into the library after dark, but when caught by the librarian, it turns into a chase where both of them are trying to get the book. Finally, after wrecking half the library, Kick manages to escape with his book and a sandwich that Gunther had returned by accident.
- This episode's title is a play on the phrase "if looks could kill".