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"I Can Top That" is a song in Adventures in Wonderland, in the episode, "For Better or Verse". It is sung by the Queen of Hearts, telling Alice she's better than the Duchess.

Lyrics

When it comes to throwin’ a royal bash, the duchess is good, but I can top that. She had a party for 20 important friends, but I throw a party for 110. When the duchess sings, the music is sweet, but when I sing, it just can’t be beat. She has a well-behaved dog and a Siamese cat, but I’ve tamed a lion. What about that? She’ll give you good, but I’ll give you better. I can top that. She serves a dinner, but I serve a feast. I can top that. She has an ugly old dog and a Siamese cat, but I’ve tamed a lion. I can top that. She’ll give you good, but I can do you better. I can top that.