"How Could You Be So Dumb, Dum" is a song from Adventures in Wonderland featured in the episode, "Off the Cuffs/Hare-Raising Magic". It is sung by Tweedle Dee seeing Tweedle Dum getting handcuffed to the gang and gets locked together.
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Well, I’ve had my share of days to face,
like pickin’ the wrong time to be in the wrong place,
but how could you be so dumb, Dum?
You couldn’t have been dumber
if you walked right up and
asked for the cuffs on your wrists.
What did you expect? Magic?
Ha! How could you not see?
I sure hope they find that key
that could never happen to me, it’s true
I’ve made a few mistakes, get
up on the wrong side of
the bed, say somethin’
I shouldn’t have said,
but how could you be so dumb,
Dum? People handcuffed,
unable to leave and
you let them do it again?
I just can’t believe.
Well, what do you think would happen?
How could you not see?
I sure hope they find that
key that could never happen to me, never!