They're black they're brown they're up they're down
They're in they're out they're all about
They're far they're near they're gone they're here
They're quick and slick they're insincere
Beware, Beware
Be a very wary bear
A Heffalump or Woozle
Is very confusil
A Heffalump or Woozle's very sly
Sly, sly, sly
They come in ones and twosles
But if they so choozles
Before your eyes you'll see them multiply
Ply, ply, ply
They're extraordinary
So better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size
Size, size, size
If honey's what you covet
You'll find that they love it
Because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize
They're green they're blue they're pink they're white
They're round they're square they're a terrible sight
They tie themselves in horrible knots
They come in stripes or polka dots
Beware, Beware
Be a very wary bear
(Musical interlude)
They're extraordinary
So better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size
Size, size, size
If honey's what you covet
You'll find that they love it
Because they'll guzzle up the things you prize
They're black they're brown they're up they're down
They're in they're out they're all about
They're far they're near they're gone they're here
They're quick and slick they're insincere
Beware, Beware
Beware, Beware
Beware!
Trivia
In some languages, the "Heffalumps and Woozles" pun has been slightly modified, as the names of the Heffalumps and Woozles in these language look more like the real words for "elephants" and "weasels". For example, in french, where elephant is "éléphant" and weasel "Fouines", they basically just reversed some letters, making "Ephélants et Nouifes".
Elements of "Heffalumps and Woozles" are heard earlier when Pooh heard growling and banging noises outside his house that turn out to be Tigger.