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Happy Evil Love Song
Happy Evil Love Song
Originally performed by
Performer(s) Dr. Doofenshmirtz and his new girlfriend
Feature films
Short films
Television programs Phineas and Ferb
Video games
Albums Phineas and Ferb: Across the 1st and 2nd Dimensions (Walmart-exclusive version)
Preceded by Watchin' and Waitin'
Followed by Technology vs. Nature
"Happy Evil Love Song" is sung in the episode "Chez Platypus" by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz and his new unnamed girlfriend.


Episode version

Doofenshmirtz: Love was once a crazy dream,
Now it's my new evil scheme
Doofenshmirtz's girlfriend: And I'm as happy as can be!
Both: It's the age-old story

How an evil boy meets an evil girl,
We got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world,
We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff,
I found my other half, yes,
I got an evil love!
Backup singers: (La-la, la-la-la-la)

(musical interlude)

Doofenshmirtz: When our robot armies march
Girlfriend: To the beating of our hearts,
I'm as happy as can be!
Both: It's the age-old story

How an evil boy meets an evil girl,
We got a love strong enough to rule the whole, wide world,
We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff,
You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love!
Backup singers: (Love-love, love-love-love-love)
Girlfriend: Oo-ooh...ooh-ooh...ooh-ooh...
Doofenshmirtz: Evil love...

Note: Lines in blue are in the album version only

Demo version

Love was once a crazy dream
Now it's my new evil scheme
And I'm as happy as can be
If you'll plan it all with me

We'll take this town by force
Hand in hand, of course
And I'm as happy as can be

It's the age-old story how
An evil boy meets an evil girl
We got a love strong enough
To rule the whole wide world
We both maniacally laugh
At all the same things
First we'll steal a glance, then a kiss
And then our wedding rings

When our robot armies march
To the beating of our hearts
I'm as happy as can be
With this evil girl by me

Hey, Doctor, I'm all yours
Matching lab coats: his and hers
And I'm as happy as can be

When we tell our story how
An evil boy meets an evil girl
We got a love strong enough
To rule the whole wide world
We both maniacally laugh
At all the same things
First we'll steal a glance, then a kiss
And then our wedding rings

Background information

  • Even though in one part of the song Dr. Doofenshmirtz blows up the moon in to a shape of a heart, at the end it is a circle.
  • This is Doofenshmirtz's first musical performance in Season 2.
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