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Happiness Hotel - The Great Muppet Caper04:01

Happiness Hotel - The Great Muppet Caper

"Happiness Hotel" was sung in The Great Muppet Caper when Kermit, Fozzie, and Gonzo entered the Happiness Hotel.

It was sung by the residents of the hotel, including Pops, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, Lubbock Lou and his Jughuggers, Rowlf, Scooter, and Rizzo the Rat.

Lyrics

Pops: Oh, there's no fire in the fireplace
There's no carpet on the floor
Don't try to order dinner
There's no kitchen anymore
But if the road's been kinda bumpy
And you need to rest a spell

Lubbock Lou and His Jughuggers: Well, welcome home
To Happiness Hotel

Scooter: If you've got luggage keep it handy
But you're running out of luck
'Cause the bellhops ain't too organized
And the elevator's stuck
Rizzo: Still if you don't mind friendly animals
And you can learn to stand the smell

All: Well, welcome home
To Happiness Hotel

Welcome home
(Welcome home)
Oh, welcome home
(Welcome home)
No matter where you wander
You will never do as well

Floyd Pepper: O.K. the lobby's looking shabby
And it's got the wrong address
Dr. Teeth: And the whole dang thing has been
Condemned by 'Merican Express
Janice: Still the management is cheerful
Though the whole joint's gone to hell

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem: Well, welcome home
To Happiness Hotel

Rowlf: Oh there are bugs (Rats: There are bugs)
And there are lice (Rats: There are lice)
Scooter: Sure we have our little problems
But you'll never beat the price
Fozzie Bear: You've got ev'ry kind of critter
Gonzo: You've got ev'ry kind of pest
Pops: But we treat them all as equals
Jes' like any other guest

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem: Though you're cleaner than the others
Still as far as we can tell
All: You'll fit right in to Happiness Hotel
Kermit and Fozzie: We'll fit right in
All: To Happiness Hotel

Gonzo: Say cheese!

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