"Gutter Queen" is the forty-third episode of Even Stevens.


Ruby and Monique are reluctant to sign up for the mother-daughter bowling night that Ren is organizing; they're afraid their moms will embarrass them. However it turns out those girls have fun with their mothers while it's Ren who is embarrassed by her mother Eileen's awful bowling. Ren is glad that the one-time bowling night is over, but Mom brings home a surprise: she had so much fun that she enrolled herself and Ren in a mother-daughter league. Meanwhile, Louis has used the $500 he won in a radio station's stinky feet contest to hire a butler, Chives. His servant waits on him hand and foot, at home and at school, even serving detention for Louis. Beans is hanging out at the Stevens house, being his usual annoying self and Louis orders Chives to toss him out.

Ren comes to see Louis to tell her about her problem with their mom and the way she's embarrassing her, but Louis has her thrown out of his room too. Although, Chives the butler steps out of her servant's role and scolds Louis for turning away his sister when she needed his help. At the bowling alley Ren tries to get her mom to take the bowling seriously but Eileen is as bad as ever and still having fun. Louis and Chives put on maintenance uniforms so they can sneak in behind the pins and replace Eileen's ball with a magnetic one, plus they put a metallic bowling pin in as well. The result is strike after strike for Eileen. Louis and Chives are found out and are chased around the bowling alley. Ren tells her mom that she was embarrassed by her terrible bowling but she was also puzzled that her mother wasn't concerned about how bad she was. Eileen says that she just looked at it as a fun way to relax from more important things, like her job. At home, Chives returns with the bad check that Louis gave him. To pay him back, Louis must now wait hand and foot on Chives and Beans too, as Louis serves up some bacon for the pair.

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Even StevensThe Even Stevens Movie
Stevens Family: Louis StevensRen StevensDonnie StevensSteve Stevens • Eileen Stevens

Recurring: Alan TwittyTawny Dean • Tom Gribalski • Ruby Mendel • Monique Taylor • Nelson Minkler • Bernard "Beans" Aranguren • Larry Beale • Terry Tugnut • Conrad Wexler • Carla and Marla • Bobby Deaver • Ivan • Norman Squirelli

Season One: Swap.comStevens GenesTake My Sister... PleaseWhat'll Idol Do?All About YvetteLouis in the MiddleFoodzillaFamily PicnicScrub DayEasy WaySecrets and SpiesDeep ChocolateAfter HoursBattle of the BandsHeck of a HanukkahLuscious LouGet a JobMovie MadnessStrictly BallroomAlmost PerfectA Weak First Week

Season Two: StarstruckShutterbuggedDuck SoupQuest for CoolnessSecret World of GirlsBroadcast BluesThin IceHead GamesLove and BasketballDevil MountainWild ChildEasy CrierA Very Scary StorySadie Hawkins DaySibling RivalryWombat WuvUncle ChuckThe Thomas Gribalski AffairRen-GateTight End in TractionInfluenza: The MusicalGutter Queen
Season Three: The KissWhere in the World is Pookie Stevens?My Best Friend's GirlfriendYour ToastBand on the RoofLittle Mr. SacktownRaiders of the Lost SausageClose Encounters of the Beans KindShort StoryHutch BoyHardly FamousThe King SloppyBoy on a RockDirty WorkThe Big SplashBeans on the BrainSnow JobStevens ManorModel PrincipalSurf's UpIn Ren We TrustLeavin' Stevens