- “This picture's putting me back on top, where I belong! You cause trouble, and I'll bash every bone in your beak, buster!”
- ―Gloria, after Darkwing messes up the movie set
Gloria Swansong is a famous actress featured in Darkwing Duck. She's been featured on stage, screen, and countless deodorant commercials. Her name is a reference to Gloria Swanson. She is voiced by B.J. Ward.