"Oh, look. It's a kodiak moment."
Genie getting roared at by a kodiak bear
Genie shutting the bear up
"Get that bear outta here!"
"It's all so magical. I just..."
Genie getting ready to blow his nose
Genie blowing his nose on Carpet
"I thought the earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon!" The Wedding Pavillion starts shaking violently.
"Come here, monkey boy! You were almost Dumbo
"Oh, they trampled the Carpet!"
"That’s a little redundant."
"So this isn’t a bad day for you, really is it?"
"Oh, I think we’re gonna have a little problem with leaks."
Genie teleporting to the top
Genie trying to hold the wall back
"Guess there's really no point to this now." Genie seeing that nothing is left of the ceiling except for the part he was protecting.
Genie stopping a few of the 40 Thieves
Genie as an army of ninjas
"Don’t make me use the other end!"
Genie getting ready to zap a few more Thieves
Genie zapping the Thieves
"This is not my fault. This was not built to code."
"Face the big, bright, beautiful future together--as father and son!"
"Al, trying to show your dad a better life wasn't stupid. Leaving him alone with the parrot, that was stupid."
"Might I suggest something that doesn't actually say..."
"Al, I know your dad made a lot of bad choices--but that doesn't mean you have to."
Genie going on his 1st anniversary with Eden
"This a good look for you
and it could be permanent."
A Two-headed Genie: "Never trust imps! Never!"
Genie as a group of Beatniks: "Genie is one cool cat." "Man, that's sweet."
Genie as a Beatnik drummer
"Not quite like Mama's..."
Genie as a Kung Fu student
Genie as "the Bermuda Triangle"
"Not impossible! Maybe a little death-defying..."
Genie jaw drops seeing Jasmine more snakelike than before
Genie cut into pieces by Mirage
: "You're one sick kitty!"
Genie trying to put himself back together
Genie as Captain Ahab vs. Moby Dick
Genie as a Security guard
"CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO THINK?!"
Genie's Wisdom, Fear, and Weirdness
Genie as a baseball player
"Don't worry, it's ozone safe."
"Ah, it's quiet out here."
Genie as a strange sailor: "Aye,..."
"... a little too quiet." 1
"... a little too quiet." 2
"Reminds me of the time we were stranded off Madagascar."
"And then the sharks came!"
Genie as a "shark" sailor: "They circled us for days! Waiting to make their move, waiting,..."
"... without warning, ..."
"... they got bored and went away."
"You know sharks with their short attention spans."
"Ah, ah, ah. It's not that easy to catch a genie."
"However, it can be done."
"Better keep your distance, Al. You've seen this battle before and it gets ugly."
"No, Abu! Not the chest! Stay away from the chest!"
Genie scolded in the face by Iago
Genie accidentally pogo-jumping on Iago
Genie and Iago almost attacked by Zarasto and now-marauder Abu and Carpet
Genie as the "Genie of the Desert", which strongly resembled The Tick
"I must insist that you check your horses at the door."
"Say! This could be a good look for me!"
Genie as a Basketball player
Genie as a pirate captain
Genie as a group of 3 witches from MacBeth
Genie as a French painter
Genie as a gangster again
"All for one and one for all!"
2xOn guard + Crossing guard
"Think my kung-fu needs work."
"Well, just a little out of shape."
Genie bringing Rajah back to life
"The wind be a fickle mistress fer sher,..."
"... but I know her squirrelly ways."
"There's one blustery lass callin' Abu's name!"
Genie as a soccer player again
"Yeah, Rajah will have to clean his own litter box this week!"
"Ahh, go ahead and razz him."
"You know all about the dark, sleazy underbelly of this seamy city of sin."
Genie with a rat face: "That rat again, eh?"
Genie as a hunter: "Well I’ll show you how a real hunter…"
Genie shooting and laughing maniacally
Genie laughing like a maniac
Genie realizing he just went overboard
"Did you get that promise in writing?"
Genie as an old sea captain: "There'll be calamari on the table tonight, lads!"
"Oh yeah? Let's see you do this!"
Genie as a worm: "It's that starfish!"
Genie as a Samurai warrior
"Oh! And they said this silk was supposed to wear like iron!"
"Ah, there's no place like Nome..."
"Heads, you lose your tail..."
"...tails, you lose your head."
"Woowee! Just the way I likes it! Spicy!"
"You know. I feel safer if we had some adult supervision."
"Greasy food and fattening cake on me!"
Genie with a forked tongue
"Better a cat than a chicken."
"Over the top! High-five!"
"Let's say we bust ya
"Nothing can stop Genie the Killer Caterpillar!"
Genie as a butterfly: "Oh, look. I'm so pretty."
Genie as the King of Hearts
Genie as a basketball player and basket ball
Genie as a French maid with a cat and a guy with a lobster on his nose
Genie as a pirate captain again
"Better a rat than an imp!"
. Keep your hands to yourself, and I mean all eight of 'em"