Funny Toned Security Guard is a man that works for Wizard Kelly. He has an accent similar to that of Arnold Schwarzenegger. He once worked at a salon asking Trudy and Sunset which color nail polish they would prefer. He later appears preventing Oscar from entering Wizard Kelly Mansion without a ticket. At Wizard Kelly Auditorium he inspects the tickets that Dijonay, Zoey, and LaCienega got from The Gross Sisters and declares them fake and throws them out of the building.
He also worked at Wizard Kelly Studios where he asks Oscar Proud for a Studio pass.