Uh-Oa's Song is a song from the former Magic Kingdom show, The Enchanted Tiki Room (Under New Management), a refurbishment of Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room, that ran from 1998-2011, now in.
Background[]
After the Tiki Room's New Manager, Iago mocks the Tiki God's, despite warnings from his Co-Manger Zazu, the Enchanted Tiki Room Birds and other denizens of the Tiki Room, one too many times with his antics, the room is flushed into darkness. A thunderstorm erupts and Uh-Oa the Tiki Goddess of Disaster arrives. She punishes Iago and curses him for his insolence before vanishing back from which she came from. Then at the Trader Sam's Enchanted Tiki Bar at Disneyland Hotel, when the cast members serve one of the drinks called Uh-Oa, the thunderstorm struck and the customers and the rest of the cast members begin chanting Uh-Oa's name, which Uh-Oa arrives at the Trader Sam's Grog Grotto at Disney's Polynesian Village Resort.
Lyrics[]
(lightning strike)
Zazu:
What was that!?!
Tiki Idols:
(chanting)
Uh-Oa, Uh-Oa, Uh-Oa-Oa-Oa
Uh-Oa, Uh-Oa, Uh-Oa-Oa-Oa
Uh-Oa!
Tiki Room Birds:
Uh-Oa, the Tiki Goddess of Disaster!
(Tiki idols' chanting continues underneath dialogue)
Uh-Oa:
Who dares defame the tiki gods?!
Zazu:
Uh... He did.
Iago:
Oh! Thank you very much, Zazu!
Uh-Oa:
Be careful, my fine-feathered little friend!
When you mess with Polynesia, the tiki gods will squeeze ya!
(singing)
Ya messin' with me, baby!
Flowers:
Ain't the thing to do!
Iago:
(spoken)
Wait, Some of my best friends are tiki gods!
Uh-Oa:
Ya stressing me baby!
Flowers:
Should've listened to Zazu!
Iago:
(spoken)
Gee! Look at the time, gotta fly!
Uh-Oa:
Ya can't fly away, now you're stuck!
Iago:
(spoken)
Help, I'm stuck!
Uh-Oa:
I have cursed you for pushing your luck!
Flowers:
Bye-bye!
Uh-Oa:
It won't help to yell,
You are under my spell,
Look out, parrot - you're a dead duck!
(song ends with Iago screaming as he vanishes)
Uh-Oa:
Aloha!
(Uh-Oa returns from where she came from, cackling maniacally)
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