Alameda Slim and the Willie Brothers against the moon.
Alameda Slim's "wanted" poster
"Quiet, you fools! We've got work to do.
"5,000 Texas Longhorns! Not bad for one night's work!"
"Songbirds sing. Saloon gals sing. Little bitty snot-nosed children sing! I yodel! And yodeling IS AN ART!"
"Uh, Gil? Am I correct in assuming that each and every time we brought a herd back to this secret lair, you've managed to sit in the exact same spot, blocking that choice-piece of property FROM MY VIEW?!"
Slim's fury is promptly replaced with eagerness when he hears Patch of Heaven is scheduled for auction Thursday.
"Pencil it in. Thursday morning--right after we sell off this herd."
"When you're talking revenge, every last acre... counts!"
"IT'S STILL ME!!!!! Can't you stupid sack of hammers get it right?!"