NinjaNomicon/Gallery

Images of the NinjaNomicon from Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja.

Gallery

Outside of the Nomicon

The Nomicon held by Randy.

Randy opens the Nomicon

Inside of the Nomicon

"Believe in the weapon that is in the suit."

"The evil funk possesses the vulnerable using that which he most holds dear."

"Beware the enemy who wears a hero's mask."

"The way to forget..."

"...is to remember."

"A Ninja must master the art of stealth."

"A Ninja must never endanger the innocent..."

"...but he must always defend the defenseless."

"When faced with a mighty enemy..."

"...counter with a mightier force."

"The best way to avoid an attack is to avoid an attack."

"The only knowledge a Ninja can possess..."

"...is the knowledge that he possesses no knowledge."

"Friendship is a weight the Ninja cannot carry."

"Respect is the key that opens all doors."

"The Ninja Smokebomb is a tool of strategy, not a toy for show."

"Only from the sacred sap of the Skunk-Pine can a Ninja craft bombs of smoke."

"The Monster in the Blue Tux by the Ninja of 1985"

"The knot not tied unravels."

"When a Ninja does wrong, he must own up to his mistakes."

"Wrong"

"Own Up"

"Mistakes"

"In the realm of the Ninja, a swordsmith crafts blades in a cauldron of fire."

"The most dangerous enemy often wears the mask of an ally."

"A Ninja must know when winning is losing..."

"...and losing is winning."

"Deceit often comes at a price."

"Let the warrior who holds the weapon fight the battle."

"Once the ninja is known, he can never be unknown."

"To underestimate your enemy is to invite your defeat."

"The tiger who refuses to get his paws wet catches no fish."

"The art of disguise."

"Focus buddy."

"But be warned lose focus and the energy will master the ninja."

"Words can be more powerful than the sword."

"The questions of the present can be answered by the past."

"To control your fear..."

"...you must embrace your fear."

"If you abuse the power, you lose the power."

"The gain is rarely worth the loss."

"The unknown ally can be more dangerous than the known enemy."

"A Ninja's hand is to give, not to take."

"What is wild..."

"...should not..."

"...be caged."

"The eyes can be deceived, but the nose always knows."

"He who crosses the line must prepare for the fall that follows."

"When the Ninja is no longer needed, the Ninja shall lay down his sword."

"The Ninja who looks the other way fails to see the attack."

"A problem at a distance..."

"...may be a solution up close."

"A hero sacrifices all to save the day."

"Provoke your enemy and he will fight back."

"A Ninja without balance will fall."

"You cannot right the future until you write the past."

"The easy road often makes for a hard journey."

"Hope is the light that vanquishes all shadows."

"Beware the wrong words from the right person."

"The jealous dragon slays what it should protect."

"The wrong not righted pays back ten-fold."

"Danger lies in protecting that which needs no protection."

"Only when the student is willing to learn will the teacher appear."

"The Ninja who avoids a battle ends up fighting a war."

"Deception is a blade that cuts both ways."

"Sometimes the only way to push forward is to pull back."

"A Ninja's wants must not blind him..."

"...to others' needs."

"The mask worn too long becomes the face."

"A true Ninja is always victorious."

"A Ninja's choices must be chosen by his own choosing."

"The Ninja can take a sick day."

"Don't go in someone else's house."

"The Ninja belongs to everyone."

"The unexpected is never expected."

"Glory unearned is inglorious."

"To defeat your enemy, you must know which enemy you are fighting."

"He who deserves the blame must blame himself."

"When you use a friend, you gain an enemy."

"He who relies on others for everything can rely on himself for nothing."

"In battle, a warrior's weapons can be used against him."

"Harmony cannot be made with a single note."

"Victory lies in facing the greatest danger first."

"Sometimes protecting someone is the most dangerous thing a Ninja can do."

"The answer is in the book."

"The Ninja who holds himself highest has the farthest to fall."

"A Ninja who takes more than he needs gets more than he wants."

"He who attacks without cause has no cause to attack."

"An enemy at peace should be left at peace."

"A Ninja does not take light matters seriously."

"When facing an unbeatable enemy, seek an unlikely ally."

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