You ain’t got the class, boy! You ain’t in his league! So don’t try to tell me That you’ve got the things that I need!
This guy’s original He’s got the juice Well… Hey, look out, world! The duck is on the loose, right!
Get that planet on the phone Ain’t no time to waste Tell ’em he ain’t coming home He's gone, cause she joined the human race!
They call him Howard the Duck! No way to conceal it! With a feather's touch, I love him a lot! They call him Howard the Duck! He gets bumped and he don't feel it! And he shot an arrow straight through my heart!
To this duck we say a toast So get the bumping off his case Though he's got two-footed toes He just saved the human race!
Here he is before your very eyes He's gonna be Gonna be here with you I used to think it was all in my mind He's gonna see some people But for tonight I give you...
...Howard the Duck! No way to contain him! In a second he will love you a lot! They call him Howard the Duck! No way to explain him! The fellow with the beak has stole my heart!