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"Humans" is a song from The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars. It is performed during the campaign between Toaster and the Supreme Commander as they argue over whether humans are good or not. It's mainly sung by them with Tinselina, Kirby, Lampy, Radio, and the Wonder Luxe Appliances joining in sometimes.

Lyrics

Supreme Commander: Let the campaign begin!
My platform has only one plank
Humans stink and they always stank!

Toaster: Then, my platform has one plank, too
Without humans, there'd be no you!

Freezer, Refrigerator: Aaah!

Supreme Commander: They created us...
So they could destroy us!

Toaster: But if they hated us...
Why would they employ us?

Supreme Commander: They're wasteful, distasteful and mean!
Toaster: Hey! Kindest creatures I've ever seen!

Appliances: Couth or uncouth
Stove, Washer: It surely is a riddle
Washer, Mixer: Is a human a friend or foe?
Mixer, Freezer: Probably the truth
Washer: Lies somewhere in the middle

Lampy, Radio, Kirby: Closer to good

Mixer, Freezer: Closer to bad

Tinselina: Depending on who you know!

Supreme Commander: The power is in the wrong hands
Time that we make our OWN demands!

Toaster: But power's a weak person's crutch
What we need, is a human touch

Supreme Commander: We're not falling for...
Mindless adoration!

Toaster: I'm just calling for...
Real cooperation!

Supreme Commander: With humans who cheat!

Toaster: Who smile

Supreme Commander: Who overeat!

Toaster: They give you caresses

Supreme Commander: They fight and make messes!

Toaster: They struggle and toil

Supreme Commander: They smell like a camel

Toaster: They're thrifty and loyal

Supreme Commander: They scratch your enamel!

Toaster: A human...
Is a gem!

Supreme Commander: You sound like...like...like...
One of them!
It's humans who twist and distort!

Toaster: Does he seem like the evil sort?

Appliances: Clear or unclear,
We haven't much to go on
Is a human a beast, or not?

Iron, Clock: Everyone here
Would like to get the show on

Appliances (variously): Do we believe him? (x2)

Tinselina: Let's give him the little tot!

Robbie: (Giggles) Nice!

Appliances: Nice?!

Supreme Commander: Don't fall for this goody-good fluff!
Nice is nice, but it's human stuff!

Toaster: Appliances, let us unite!
Nice is nice, and what's more, it's...right!

Supreme Commander: Fight...

Toaster: Right!

Everyone: Fight...
RIGHT!


v - e - d
The brave little toaster logo
Media

The Brave Little Toaster | The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars | The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue | Video

Characters

Appliances: Toaster | Blanky | Lampy | Radio | Kirby | Air Conditioner | T.V. | Hanging Lamp | Junkshop Appliances | Blender | Cutting-Edge Appliances | Plugsy | The Giant Magnet | Crusher | Junkyard Cars | Computer and Mouse | Wittgenstein | Lab Computer | Modem | Microwave | Faucet | Squirt | Fanny | Calculator | Hearing Aid | Supreme Commander | Wonder Luxe Appliances | Freezer | Mixer | Iron | Viking 1
Humans: Rob McGroarty | Chris McGroarty | Robbie McGroarty | Evil Clown | Elmo St. Peters | Zeke | Charlie | Mack McCro | Jim Bob
Animals: Quadruped | Ratso | Maisie | Alberto | Murgatroid | Sebastian | Dobermans
Other: Tinselina | The Missile | Viruses

Songs

April Showers | Tutti Frutti | City of Light | Mammy | It's a 'B' Movie | Cutting Edge | Worthless | Bread and Butter | I See New York | Floating | Flight Right | Hoe Again | I'm Into Something Good | Remember That Day | Cocktails for Two | Super Highway | Chomp and Munch | Hang in There, Kid

Locations

Cottage | The Parts Shop | Ernie's Disposal | Rob and Chris's house | Mars | The Science Museum

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