" is a song from The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars
. It is performed during the campaign between Toaster and the Supreme Commander
as they argue over whether humans are good or not. It's mainly sung by them with Tinselina
, and the Wonder Luxe Appliances
joining in sometimes.
Supreme Commander: Let the campaign begin!
My platform has only one plank
Humans stink and they always stank!
Toaster: Then, my platform has one plank, too
Without humans, there'd be no you!
Freezer, Refrigerator: Aaah!
Supreme Commander: They created us...
So they could destroy us!
Toaster: But if they hated us...
Why would they employ us?
Supreme Commander: They're wasteful, distasteful and mean!
Toaster: Hey! Kindest creatures I've ever seen!
Appliances: Couth or uncouth
Stove, Washer: It surely is a riddle
Washer, Mixer: Is a human a friend or foe?
Mixer, Freezer: Probably the truth
Washer: Lies somewhere in the middle
Lampy, Radio, Kirby: Closer to good
Mixer, Freezer: Closer to bad
Tinselina: Depending on who you know!
Supreme Commander: The power is in the wrong hands
Time that we make our OWN demands!
Toaster: But power's a weak person's crutch
What we need, is a human touch
Supreme Commander: We're not falling for...
Toaster: I'm just calling for...
Supreme Commander: With humans who cheat!
Toaster: Who smile
Supreme Commander: Who overeat!
Toaster: They give you caresses
Supreme Commander: They fight and make messes!
Toaster: They struggle and toil
Supreme Commander: They smell like a camel
Toaster: They're thrifty and loyal
Supreme Commander: They scratch your enamel!
Toaster: A human...
Is a gem!
Supreme Commander: You sound like...like...like...
One of them!
It's humans who twist and distort!
Toaster: Does he seem like the evil sort?
Appliances: Clear or unclear,
We haven't much to go on
Is a human a beast, or not?
Iron, Clock: Everyone here
Would like to get the show on
Appliances (variously): Do we believe him? (x2)
Tinselina: Let's give him the little tot!
Robbie: (Giggles) Nice!
Supreme Commander: Don't fall for this goody-good fluff!
Nice is nice, but it's human stuff!
Toaster: Appliances, let us unite!
Nice is nice, and what's more, it's...right!
Supreme Commander: Fight...