"Everyone Knows Juanita"
is is a song from the Disney
. It is a song performed by Héctor
, which he sings to Chicharrón
in exchange for the latter giving the former the latter's guitar.
Well, everyone knows Juanita
Her eyes each a different color
Her teeth stick out and her chin goes in
And her...knuckles, they drag on the floor
Those aren't the words!
There are children present
Her hair is like a brier
She stands in a bow-legged stance
And if I weren't so ugly
She'd possibly give me a chance