Everybody Wants to Be a Woof is a song sung by Dodger and the Pet Shop Dogs (Patch and Rolly from 101 Dalmatians, Napoleon and Lafayette from The Aristocats, Tito, Francis, and DeSoto from Oliver & Company, and Jock from Lady and the Tramp) in the House of Mouse episode, "Pluto Saves the Day." As the title suggests, it is a parody of "Everybody Wants to Be a Cat" from The Aristocats.

Lyrics

Dodger: Everybody wants to be a

Jock: Woof!

Dodger: Cause a

Napoleon: Woof!

Dodger: 's the only

Lafayette: Ow!

Dodger: that knows where it's

Francis: Woof!

Dodger: Everybody wants to be a

Tito: Bark!

Dodger: Cause a dog's the only dog with a

Francis: Woof!

Dodger: A dog with a

Lafayette: Ow!

Dodger: is a dog with a

Jock: Woof!

Dodger: and that's the truth!

Dodger: A small rahow (Tito snarls)

Dodger: A small grrrr (DeSoto growls)

Patch: Woof!

Rolly: Woof!

Dodger: Woof!

Dodger: Everybody wants to be a

Jock: Woof!

Dodger: Cause a

Napoleon: Woof!

Dodger: 's the only

Lafayette: Ow!

Dodger: that knows where it's

Tito: Bark!

Dodger: Everybody wants to be a

Francis: Woof!

Tito: Bark!

Napoleon: Woof!

DeSoto: Woof!

Francis: Woof!

Jock: Woof! (Then, Jock howls)

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