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"Everybody Wants to Be a Woof" is a song sung by Dodger and the Pet Shop Dogs (Patch and Rolly from 101 DalmatiansNapoleon and Lafayette from The AristocatsTito, Francis, and DeSoto from Oliver & Company; and Jock from Lady and the Tramp) in the House of Mouse episode, "Pluto Saves the Day". As the title suggests, it is a parody of "Everybody Wants to Be a Cat" from The Aristocats.

Lyrics[]

Dodger: Everybody wants to be a

Jock: Woof!

Dodger: 'Cause a

Napoleon: Woof!

Dodger: 's the only

Lafayette: Ow!

Dodger: that knows where it's

Francis: Woof!

Dodger: Everybody wants to be a

Tito: Bark!

Dodger: 'Cause a dog's the only dog with a

Francis: Woof!

Dodger: A dog with a

Lafayette: Ow!

Dodger: is a dog with a

Jock: Woof!

Dodger: and that's the truth!

Dodger: With a howl (Tito snarls)

Dodger: With a growl (DeSoto growls)

Patch: Woof!

Rolly: Woof!

Dodger: Woof!

Dodger: Everybody wants to be a

Jock: Woof!

Dodger: 'Cause a

Napoleon: Woof!

Dodger: 's the only

Lafayette: Ow!

Dodger: that knows where it's

Tito: Bark!

Dodger: Everybody wants to be a

Francis: Woof!

Tito: Bark!

Napoleon: Woof!

DeSoto: Woof!

Francis: Woof!

Jock: Woof! (Jock then howls)

Trivia[]

  • Ironically, while singing in the band with a snarl at DeSoto, Tito gets scared like a fraidy cat after DeSoto replies to him with a growl in return, instead of being brave and unafraid of the Dobermans like in Oliver & Company. Also, Roscoe does not make an appearance in either the episode or this song.
  • This song is intended to be titled "Everybody Wants to Be a Dog", but the word "dog" is replaced with "woof", since dogs do not talk in real life. 
  • The Pet Shop Dogs are inspired by the British synth-pop duo, the Pet Shop Boys.


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Rockin' at the House of MouseMortimer MouseSoup or Salad, Fries or Biscuits, Extra Olives, DonutsBibbidi-Bobbidi-BooBig Bad Wolf DaddyA Parrot's Life for MeLet's Slay the BeastThe Ludwig Von Drake SongIt's Our House Now!The Best Christmas of AllGrim Grinning GhostsHumphrey HopEverybody Wants to Be a WoofI Wanna Be Like M-O-YouPink Elephants on ParadeMy Name is PanchitoBoom-Da-BoomWe Are the Three CaballerosMe the Mouse (and I'm the Duck) (Reprise) • Daisy CrockettThe Daisy Duckie RoomMinnie Mouse (in the House)
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