- “Really? He's survived four of these already?”
- ―C.A.R. after announcing the special's title
"Dick Daring's All-Star Holiday Stunt Spectacular V" is the 41st episode of The Replacements, and the series' Christmas-themed episode.
Dick Daring hosts a 1970's-style Christmas variety show, produced, directed and co-starred by Riley. In his opening monologue, the patriarch of the Darings theorizes that Santa Claus is in fact a stuntman. Todd performs his own twisted version of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. Special guests include Carson Palmer, a reluctant Josh Duahmel, and Ed Begley, Jr. who preaches environmentalism. Dustin Dreamlake sings his new hit "Get My Santa On," Buzz Winters tries to read a poem on the show, Agent K tries (and fails) to hide her identity, and Dick performs an elaborate all-star stunt salute to the holidays.