Dave, also known as Accordion Dave, is a student that attends Norrisville High. He plays the accordion, and is rather talented at playing it. He speaks with a Hispanic accent. Personality wise, he does not seem as over-dramatic as his fellow classmates and seems to handle things fairly well, but gets stanked anyways (most likely due to internal panicking that he does not show too much on the outside). He was once played like an accordion by Bash.
- So U Think U Can Stank
- Viva El Nomicon (briefly)
- Der Monster Klub
- Stanks Like Teen Spirit
- Shoob Tube
- Secret Stache
- "Yes, a four! I give Bash a wedgie!"
- "If I don't, it looks like I am wearing fur underpants!"
- "He resents me for my great skill on the accordion."
- "Oh boy, I'm not gonna hear the end of this!"
- "So I said 'That's not a caterpillar, that's my mustache!'"
- Thanks to Julian's big mouth, people know that Accordion Dave shaves his butt.
- Dave knows how to teach animals how to play various instruments as shown in Shoob Tube.
- Dave's stanked form makes accordion sounds when his arms move.
- Dave is a member of the Stache Society.